Liberal Democrat's Ed Davey on the Clacton by-election at PMQs:
"I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface."
Kemi Badenoch laughing next to him.
@HotspurLane It depends on if we get a quality LW and possibly a ST in. Realistically, I would say top 8/9 if our best xi stays fit all year but judging by the last like billion seasons that probably won’t happen.
@VillaRocky@fullback03 You're confusing being sarcastic and deluded. Spurs are the most self aware supporters in the world. We know our team is shit we know we're the worst in the league. We make play comments about us being the best in the world. But we love this club through thick and thin🫡
🚨🇺🇸 Donald Trump on Folarin Balogun: ��It was not even a foul. You always want to see a game with best players”.
“How would you feel if we took Messi, Ronaldo or Harry Kane out?”, USA president says replying to @Emilylgoodin question.