Beluga (on hiatus)

Milk enthusiast.

[Naval @naval]

Jensen Huang is the Steve Jobs of Nvidia. He is irreplaceable .

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

If you were really secure & confident about your appearance then why didn't you consider putting your og pic as your twatter's pfp over a filterjihad Maxx pro pic? 🤔🍷

[Shaivi Mehta @_shavashava_]

I didn’t even want to address this, but since a random man’s comments on my appearance have somehow become the talk of X, here’s my two cents.

Thank you to everyone who checked in. I’m perfectly secure and confident in myself. The pictures are from two different occasions, and I don’t need makeup or a particular outfit to feel good about myself.

My friends, family and colleagues know me for who I am, not how I look. Their opinions matter, not some random man’s.

Let him enjoy his 15 minutes of fame. I feel sorry for the women around someone who measures them by their appearance.

Anyway, back to living my life. Bye.

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

@PillowPlzzz Ngl, it's good tho that you didn't encounter any of them in your TL till now.

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

Once you accidentally liked a horny tweet from Nigeria, it's over for your Timeline.

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

@NarkHere @PillowPlzzz >If you don't get a boner

Nigha, she's a woman, not a man. 😭🍷

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

Jensen Huang while entering his Nvidia office be like:

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Jensen Huang reportedly had an “intimate relationship” with a second Nvidia, $NVDA, employee, per Reuters.

This marks the third alleged affair for the now-former Nvidia CEO.

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

Acc to me, he might soon join AMD or end up opening his own AI lab. Who knows, afterall the future seems to be quite fascinating tho.

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

Yeah, should've greeted in a better way.
However, he's already expected to get around worth of $151.2 billion shares which accounts for 3.58% of his ownership which is more than enough for his 2 upcoming generations. He's already a centibiilonaire, indeed!

[Aviral Bhatnagar @aviralbhat]

Reminder that this is all you will get once you leave the company you built from scratch, saved from bankruptcy, created $5T of value and helmed for 33 years

2 lines of thanks

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

@SocialSuvasa My tl was filled with their senseless horny tweets. Just had to like a few cat pics & jensen related tweets to get rid of them. :⁠'⁠(

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

@sandypuns_ >A little over billion US dollars just in order to get a few crumbs of affection from women.

[Neil Woodfine @nwoodfine]

This Jensen Huang thing is so ugly. Guy takes a company from zero to absolute pinnacle, through blood, sweat, and tears, a pure founder’s founder, great products, makes so many people rich beyond their imaginations, champions open free local AI, and then the incumbent modern managerial safetyist human instrumentality establishment collectively decides they want to rip it all away from him because they think they can “do better”.

[bacon @steve2bacon]

my portfolio every time Jensen has sex outside of marriage

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

princess

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

@xoxo_rjt LDR is a meme, braah. Usually, it doesn't end up well in a good note. But I hope that nigha like you prevail in it. ☝️

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

@TheJetSpray Happy birthday

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

@xoxo_rjt Waise proximity ya online hi?

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

Chewtiya toh hu main sabse bada wala, no doubt about it.

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

@xoxo_rjt Bhai bandi bhi pata li? 😧😧😧🍷
Tum toh chad nikle bhai.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Unlike traditional single-threaded CPUs, a GPU is designed for embarrassingly parallel concurrency.

[Beluga (on hiatus) @Isometrication]

At this pace, the Forbes list is going to be made up exclusively of ex-wives. 😭🥀

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had a second affair with VP of Health Care Kimberly Powell, per the New York Times.