mimimimimi (:3 っ)∋ 🍭☘️⭐️

Super Cute Himejoshi
ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3
Bitch i dont even care about Xitter

[Astra🪻 #MOURNINGPUNKMEDICORELA #MOURNINGDPSSOMBRA @AstreaWaves]

how it feels taking your hair out after having it tied up all day

[Josh @arcdke4]

Kinda scared for 2027.
2+0+2+7 is 11. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 9 more nipples

[Eden @Edenedddy]

我的鸡巴真是又粗又长，刚刚拉裤拉链的时候不小心手滑，鸡巴直接弹出来把窗户弹烂了捅穿了对面那栋楼的承重柱，一瞬间楼全垮了所有人都死在里面。我也因为鸡巴大被抓了说我私藏核武器，关着坐了几年牢出来大鸡巴已经被没收了所以变成了一个女孩子。

[steak @communicat1022]

Wh*never I look at the peer emoji🍐
Me reacion😳: I felt embrarased or sick, she looks vry like her @$$ squiriting, such smooth rinding rump for me dxddy F~CK 🥵to come come and touch you guys pears!🍐😳
The shape ars just so plump
friends 🥰alway arousxd when this emiji cones

[steak @communicat1022]

Me: Hi I am very thirsty give some juice or some alcoholic drink it is hurting so much I need it now let me chug it and mix it and put ice

Bartender: Bartender

Bartender: How old are are ?we can only 21+ not m*n*rs

Me:

Bartender: What?
M: what? What
Cihken

🐓chcking H

[rewkod123 @rewkod123]

when bro says stuffs....its didy stuffs........

[mimimimimi (:3 っ)∋ 🍭☘️⭐️ @isopodmimi]

@uminekopilled EWWWW

[ؘ @dictatorwife]

this has me in tears….. ,

[amanda ☆〜（ゝ。∂ ) @parfaitangeI]

Battler it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you. though there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

[oxymorontardض @Hamsterluvers]

I would rather drag my big sweaty balls and cock over the sharpest edges of a mountain, rather than talk to someone with this kind of humor.

[cole @gurolesbiansex]

We need to stop watering down the definition of pedophile. A pedophile is either:

• Someone who is attracted to real life prepubescent children

• Someone who is a fan of the video game franchise “Persona”

Watering down terms does nothing.

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

Pomni : *Lets out big stinky fart*

Drake : *Floats towards the smell like a cartoon character to a freshly baked pie.*

Pomni : Ermmmm who cut the MUSTARD!!!!!!?????

Drake : *Turns into a derptato and rolls away?

[Zetsu @ZetsuMk3]

翻訳して後悔した

[changa @changonanodesu]

@beatobunny

[irrational_potato @sillyoumaximus]

‼️🚨‼️
armpits and feet have become normie faps!
In this thread I'll provide a list of possible 𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓎 and 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝒽𝑒 faps! 🧵