issy

animal crossing enthusiast

[issy @issyhumph]

u make the best edits baby 💕💕

[jemima 🦋🖖🏻 @juliesscooby]

#MALINA: so just wait, wait for me

[issy @issyhumph]

WHY DO EXTROVERTS SUDDENLY GO EXTINCT IN BREAKOUT GROUPS??? universal experience

[issy @issyhumph]

@B0MBONI we’ll all be up there with elon in our little spaceships 💎✋

[issy @issyhumph]

guess we’re in too! 🚀 #dogecoin

[issy @issyhumph]

@liqidlightning it means me and my sister invested in cryptocurrency for a meme, and i’d say i’m not proud but that would be violating kant’s categorical imperative

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Dogecoin was initially created as a joke in 2013, and now has a market cap of $4.5 billion

[pepper stems @sh_wnee]

ugh i was born in the wrong generation</3

[issy @issyhumph]

why doesn’t twitter just display the whole image... cramping my meme here bud

[James Doleman @jamesdoleman]

All in it together

[issy @issyhumph]

supertrawlers are fishing in UK Marine Protected Areas and have done for equivalent to 7 months this year. Protected waters are vital to our ecosystem and #GeorgeEustice and @DefraGovUK can’t even manage the bare minimum of keeping them protected apparently #destructivefishing

[✧*:･ﾟ @abissly]

all of y’all think you nailed ur homescreen? lmfaokk

[issy @issyhumph]

@ffirstofmykind hungy?

[issy @issyhumph]

i have now boiled pasta in a frying pan for the first time ever!

[issy @issyhumph]

Dear The Queen,
I have happened upon a rare and exquisite anomaly, the likes of which is rarely seen in current times. Upon combining chia seeds with coconut milk, honey, and cinnamon, one experienced that simplest, purest, and most sought-after taste under God’s sun - soap.

[issy @issyhumph]

jacob rees-mogg looks like that boy in ur history class who always wore a suit and laughed when people got an answer wrong. ‘devil’s advocate’ and liked the war topics best. drew little stickmen with guns in his book

[Pablo Rochat @PabloRochat]

they've had enough

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

If they want to ban TikTok cuz it’s owned by China shouldn’t they ban Trump since he’s owned by Russia

[Ned Glasier @nedglasier]

Just a reminder that the same government who've just given everyone £10 off every meal they eat this summer also fought long and hard not to give our poorest children £15 to feed themselves FOR A WEEK.

[rory @Rory_Barnes]

first house at 24, no co-signers, just hard graft

[issy @issyhumph]

Constant comparison to others is encouraged by current culture, and exacerbates the standards we hold ourselves and others to.
The last act of cancel culture should be to cancel cancel culture.

[issy @issyhumph]

Cancel culture is a manifestation of the perfectionism and false meritocracy enforced by capitalism and Jenna Marbles being forced by Twitter to feel the way she does is the last fucking straw

[issy @issyhumph]

If one mistake means exile, then people become terrified to do or say anything at all. Perfectionism is a dangerous condition that afflicts Gen Z particularly strongly. We hurt and blame ourselves when we fall short of perfect, which is always.