Irrelevant State Media

Survival in the Digital Dark Ages

The weather is my fault 🖐

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion

[Irrelevant State Media @IStateMedia]

Never let the trail grow cold

[Brickell Finance Guy @IronChestCap]

me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO

[tiffany fong (retarded) @TiffanyxFong]

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[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Elon Musk is the world’s first person to reach… $1,000,000,000,000.00

Congrats Elon!

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Just in the past 24 hours:
- Sudanese guy attempted to behead someone on the streets of Belfast
- Mass stabbing at school in Manchester
- Court hears that four Afghan migrants raped a 17 year old girl in Bristol

[Irrelevant State Media @IStateMedia]

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[AIPAC 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @AIPAC]

Ed Gallrein’s victory in KY and Clay Fuller’s win in GA ensures two outspoken pro-Israel voices are positioned to fill seats previously held by outspoken detractors, Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Our community was proud to help pro-Israel candidates win these races.

[Irrelevant State Media @IStateMedia]

@AsianDawn4 Ouch 🫠

[Asian Dawn @AsianDawn4]

There's a campaign by the black community to boycott Asian-owned businesses because of the Rick Chow verdict. A follower created this to help black people get started...🤷‍♂️

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Kanye West’s upcoming concert in Poland has been canceled after the country’s cultural minister calls it “unacceptable”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Kanye West officially breaks the record for largest stadium concert attendance in history, drawing 118,000 fans in Istanbul.

[Irrelevant State Media @IStateMedia]

This is why they removed the "dislike" button 👎🏻

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

They may not have been perfect, but they cared for the American people and at least respected the oath of office!

[Based Department @thispostisbased]

Oh you built a whole life in my country, on your *temporary* visa ?

Sounds retarded, you should probably leave.

[Irrelevant State Media @IStateMedia]

@JayP129704 @beffjezos Kindergarteners can't contract in anything in the Western World. Not only that, I never got any such contract at any point in my education. This is completely foreign to the US

[Irrelevant State Media @IStateMedia]

@JayP129704 @beffjezos Can you show me this social contract we a signed

[Irrelevant State Media @IStateMedia]

@chadTheSage0 @beffjezos Trumpism is understood to be reactionary. Meaning that movement wouldn't breed any novel social phenomenon, only react to radical elements imposed on it (think mass migration). Trump people didn't just start reacting to illegals who didn't exist. They reacted because they exist

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

Timeline flooded with foreigners wailing that the worst possible punishment you could give them is sending them back home to the dump they came from lol.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Don’t think of it as losing a Congressman.

Think of it as gaining a podcaster.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Omg