Mark Ngoloma

Kenyan. Gooner. Award-winning Adman.

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

Dial 1 for an Assist ☎️😉

@Arsenal

[LE GROVE @LeGrove]

English non-Arsenal fans all gonna be raving about Declan Rice set pieces now and deleting ‘ruins the game’ tweets

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

In January 2023, Arsenal missed out on £86M Mudryk and signed Trossard for £26m instead.

One became embroiled in a doping scandal. The other helped deliver Arsenal's league title.

Why mention the £26m fee today?
Because it's been exactly 26 days since Arsenal won the league.

[Mark Ngoloma @isthatmark]

@cityzenken_ You know? Now let's talk Foden.

[Mark Ngoloma @isthatmark]

Saka comes in and assists to put the game to bed. He is inevitable.

[Mark Ngoloma @isthatmark]

I hate that this World Cup is spectacular, yet I will miss many of the crucial games.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎬🗣️ "I AM NOT MESSI."

You're know you are the GOAT when your fellows professionals are using you as an example like this... 🐐

[Mark Ngoloma @isthatmark]

It's gotten to a point where he is creating & shattering his own records.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨FACT: The world’s best players stepped up for their country today

Lionel Messi vs Algeria: ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Kylian Mbappe vs Senegal: ⚽️⚽️
Erling Haaland vs Iraq: ⚽️⚽️

[𝑴𝒂𝒗☆ @thugwontmiss]

Wtf 😭

[Mark Ngoloma @isthatmark]

During the 2024 protests, Someone here called @AlinurMohamed_ a simpleton. I now see why.

[Mark Ngoloma @isthatmark]

@martingicheru Haaland was scoring 50+ at a similar time. His talent wasn't speculative. 100M is crazy.

[Mark Ngoloma @isthatmark]

LOL. How much? For who?

Sometimes it is worth reminding people that if you spend 100M+ on a player, they should be top 3 in the world in their position.

A 100M player must have the title-winning influence that Declan Rice has had at Arsenal.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

Liverpool pushing to sign Yan Diomande as RB Leipzig demand in excess of £100million
https://t.co/wWOMRZWsr7

[Mark Ngoloma @isthatmark]

@LucifersTweetz @NickAdamsinUSA Bro, even Satan is fact-checking you. Wow.

[Tommo @Only1tommo]

Viktor Gyökeres is going to be the golden boot winner of this World Cup mark my words.

[Triple M @Tripple____M]

I want us to agree once and for all. Is the Community Shield counted as a trophy? I am tired of your double standards

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Expected tears? 😭

There’s a 71% chance Ronaldo cries at the World Cup, according to @PolymarketSport.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Elon Musk's net worth could run Kenya's economy for 30 years without foreign or domestic loans. Yet there's a mumu somewhere in Parliament who threatened him, saying he should open an office in Nairobi or else X would be banned.

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

Things you love to see on a wall 🧱

[Winna F.C. | Football Time @WinnaFC]

🚨CRAZY STAT: The World Cup opener attracted twice as many viewers as the Super Bowl final. 🤯

[Mark Ngoloma @isthatmark]

@WinnaFC It is only crazy to those who can't think or see beyond the USA borders.