Allison Burgers

Ayoooooooo

[R!cky W. @wayne_m159]

1.8L 2ZR-FE engine in a Toyota Corolla: This vehicle did 75,000 kilometers (46,603 miles) with no oil change. I'm surprised it ran this long without breaking down. Bonus points to whoever can guess the owner's gender 🫠

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Lol. Si budget yenu mmeamua mtanunua VW vans and hide in bushes and bridges and focus on fining the demographic that has the least accidents and fatalities.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

@WilliamsRuto I was diagnosed with cancer soon after you were declared president. I have always wondered whether there is a link. Before I die, I want to know, how much money and land do you need, and how much suffering do you want to inflict on Kenyans before you die?

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

As a supportive husband, I woke up at 4:00 AM to show up for my lady’s loss-making venture.

This week, it’s the StanChart Marathon.

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Nishawahi kula 150K net na sijawahi ishi maisha fiti kama hiyo.

300K net ukinipatia nakufa within 1yr coz ntakuwa napepea mbaya sana.

[Ṫea @yb_diano]

Handsome flamboyant son of Caesar ndio naamka, naangalia simu napata hey nilituma jana imevalishwa jezi ya Manjesta city...enyewe no one is above the program

[Bec.szx @Birecxzs]

Watch A imekua ikigain 3 minutes a day sasa inanishow imefika masaa za kukunywa

[Allison Burgers @itIsChege]

@maktejah_ @lavenderikamar Lakini alikubali aje and it had all those errors since pre-purchase inspection?

[Geoffrey Mosiria @HonMosiria]

THANKS MY BOSS GOVERNOR SAKAJA !

Thank you, my boss, for making my sacking official. However, what you forgot to tell Nairobi residents and Kenyans is that you effectively dismissed me on 28th December 2023, when you took away my constitutionally assigned mandate as an Accounting Officer and handed it to my junior officers as per the attached memo which was unprocedural . You went ahead and reduced my dockets health budget from 1.2B to 100M so that I couldn’t have a budget to work reasons being I refused to be used to do direct procurement favoring people around you and your contractors . Evidence available when you made a WhatsApp conference call for which your chief of staff , osman khalifa were in and you really confronted me .

You later deployed me to Environment, sidelining me as my director reported directly to you. I was left idle in office doing nothing .Instead of sitting idle in the office , I chose to go to the streets and lead operations meant to be handled by junior officers like my director because I still wanted to serve Nairobians.

I endured frustrations, official WhatsApp groups attack ,public attacks, and a court case that nearly saw me jailed for six months over alleged contempt of court which was well planned to kick me out of office and when i asked why what followed was a transfer to customer service ( Public participation , citizens engagement and customer service). I remained silent even as bloggers called for my resignation. All I wanted was an opportunity to work, deliver for Nairobians, and earn back your trust.

My last meeting with you was as my boss whom we should be meeting regularly to discuss important issues about Nairobi was in 28 December 2023, when you stripped me of my responsibilities at your private office in riverside . Since then, my grievances have gone unheard, and I have never had a fair opportunity to discuss them with you as you rarely pick calls or respond to my messages.

Despite everything, I never gave up on Nairobi. Today, I am humbled that Nairobi residents are calling upon me to serve them as their governor. I have endured the pain, learned from the challenges, and I am ready to serve. My desire has never been to fight anyone; it has always been to fix the systems and serve the people of Nairobi.

Lastly I have information that you are preparing a court case to fix and jail me . I hope Nairobi people know who belongs to jail and who should serve them .

[Hiya 🌸🌸 @purefakelove]

Masaa ni ya kuchange username za WhatsApp to KNEC Official 😂😂😂😭😭

[maalim @manlikemaalim]

Like wdym this is the same car

[Muzami @noah_muhindi]

Nilisahau kutoa alarm nimeamka 4:00 kama shujaa za CCI

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Crystal Asige declares bid for Nairobi Senate seat, to vie on Linda Mwananchi ticket

[Michael @JaMtoka]

Rivet Gang messed up with this Mazda's Drive Assistance Package: Blind Spot Monitoring; Front Sensing Camera; Adaptive Braking System; Lane Departure Assist and Automatic Headlights.

[Kwesi Essuman @essumankwesi_]

Asking again! Pls assist
Or access to a container depot

[𝕭𝖊𝖓 𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @menteh_]

Saw it earlier and maze We are in a crazy country tbh...

[Ero @LemayianLeiyan]

"You guys are going by road eeeh? Be careful the roads are very slippery"

[ＢΛＲΛＣＫ @BarackWaluvengo]

If Lookie is to blame for the James Gichuru Rd Maserati accident, let’s be consistent:

Earl Karanja must answer for ALL Suzuki Jimny rollovers.

Wokabi belongs in Kamiti for reviewing that murderous, unregulated Toyota Probox that has maimed women and children.

Baraza JM should be summoned by the DCI for building an army of car buffs

Waigera needs 40 lashes at City Stadium for promoting Subaru culture.

Khalif Kairo should be locked up at Wilson Airport police station for helicopter crashes.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

EPRA has sharply increased fuel prices for the October 15 to November 14, 2026, period.

— Super petrol up by Sh12.9 to Sh226.9 per litre
— Diesel up by Sh9.9 to Sh226.9 per litre

[Keith Ang'ana @AnganaKeith]

Attended the Public Sector Hearings for the coming (Medium Term) budgets (2027/28 to 2029/30) today, specifically for the Sports & Arts Sector, and I don’t think there’s much work going on in that Ministry.

Hizo achievements ni za 4 years btw (mid-2022 to mid-2026).