ROB TASH

Chief Design Priest | YALI Fellow | Dusty Foot Philosopher | Us/Those | Views Personal #TukoKadi

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

@Karey_mwari Lol zii

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

I have a brand new Michelin tyre that has been gathering dust in my compound.

195/ 65 R 15

Nataka za macho.

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

Simple problem with a simple solution.

Prosecute and jail drivers breaking traffic laws. Fine owners of the vehicles heavily.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Should we ban Nganyas on our road or rebrand them?

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

@murgormurgor Collecting them like infinity stones 🤣🤣

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

Me too, bruv. Just three more and then we can officially call it a year!

[Edgar Allan Bro 🏆EPL CHAMPIONS @murgormurgor]

My girl just got 9 ps on her first attempt. Im so proud man

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

Hii itaingia Kenya na na bei ya Kidneys

[kiarie @EngPKiarie]

The new Toyota Rav-4 is beautiful. Toyota has been cooking lately. Kwanza this one is a 2026 GR Sport Plug in Hybrid and it does 0-100Kph in 5.6 Seconds. That is faster than a Golf Golf GTI 🙌

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

All this for a man who spends three days of every week on a state visit outside the country.

[David Makali @davidmakali1]

Excising 100 acres of Imenti forest to build a state lodge in Meru is insane. Quit this BS!

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

So proud of this babe. Amazing growth!

[4Real @4Real_KE]

Vehicle theft involving fresh imports has become increasingly gone high.

You import a car, and within days or weeks, it gets stolen.

In some cases (not all), buyers are handed only one key while another key remains in the wrong hands.

That spare key is later be used to steal the vehicle.
( these thieves are installing trackers. Be vigilant)

To help protect our clients, we will now be verifying the number of keys programmed to each vehicle during inspections.
This helps establish whether there are additional keys assigned to the car that you may not be aware of.

For clients whose vehicles we have inspected within the last three months, we are planning a day next week when you can bring your car in for key-count verification.
This service will be FREE.

Our role goes beyond inspections. We are committed to walking with you throughout your car ownership journey.
For pre-purchase inspections, contact us on 0729 686 646.

Remember to follow our WhatsApp channel for practical car care tips.

Here's the link . https://t.co/vBzkjISSlJ

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

500k ?

[TheStarKenya @TheStarKenya]

Nairobi Chief Officer for Urban Planning Patrick Akivaga Analo has been released on a Sh500,000 cash bail, a day after the EACC reportedly raided his residence and recovered millions of shillings in cash.
#starkenyanews

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

Which journey buana.

At his prime this man should have been a butcher at Kamakis but our system favors such.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Gachagua: Hata korti iamue nini, safari yangu ya Ikulu 2027 itaendelea https://t.co/YD4OCVQHIW

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

Thats one CEC

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

My question is, if he had 250 Million just stashed in the house, how much more did he have stashed elsewhere? How much more has he looted and spent?

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

Ghasia.

[Sen. Ledama Olekina @ledamalekina]

Just 50 bob from every Kenyan = 2.5 billion shillings for Ebola prevention. Let’s move…I will share the paybill 🐤

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

Maybe the child is a liar.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

There’s a lady who was interviewed by TV47 by the name Naomi Waithera who named her kid William Ruto after the 2022 General Election win. She’s now saying her son is being bullied in school because of his name. So sad.

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

@Sonam_T26 Never see a man punish a god.

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

Quite dumb.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Laikipia Ebola centre is Ruto's plan to wipe out Mt Kenya community - Gachagua https://t.co/KTaM1ym3vu

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

185 Million ni ya kutoa.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

The loot was announced at 250 million, saa hii naona wanaiweka at 65 million.
Kenya for you!

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

80%

City approvals

[I. Cox @IanECox]

Some of that money that was seized today by the EACC came from Minnesota welfare scams.

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

Are you mad coz he stole from you or for his reckless nature? 😁

[𝕭𝖊𝖓 𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 @menteh_]

250m unaeka kwa nyumba ya nini bana

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

@droid254 This is true.

[ROB TASH @mistatash]

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