uncle rico

retired tavern wench

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

happy national pictures of erin day

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

another selfie i took when i was reapplying lip liner bc i felt pretty ok bye

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

for ref

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

sigh, at least im still sexy

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

sigh, at least im still sexy

[bongo @bongoism]

everything is happening but i lowkey have bigger fish to fry

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

fuck my stupid chungus life

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[sage @thorsbounty]

had to grind for this view 🙏

[Groby @groby5000000]

We got swamp ass tomorrow

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

well great. It’s official. They’re killing me with hammers

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

[ jigsaw voice ] are you going to eat your pickle

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when cats find a new napping spot like aw when did that happen

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

headphones disconnected at work and played Stavvy’s World out loud while he’s talking about fucking… im gonna go ahead and type up my resignation and suicide note

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

girl i used to date texted me happy fathers day ❤️ we’re soooo back

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

just found out that florida is ranked #2 for education…. this cannot possibly be right (im from florida)

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

just got out of the backrooms omfg im not sleeping for a week

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

you’ll be having the worst day of your life and a man will still be trying to fuck

[uncle rico @italiancookiee]

@KarenSuepp32381 @ThornAndTale @maryarchived nothing, just two people going back and forth making up fake lyrics