Ghost Whisperer

Pussy player

[Ghost Whisperer @itcantbeallme]

Ahhhh...waking up to Twitter and masturbating, the only way this day can get any better? A cinnamon roll appears

[Ghost Whisperer @itcantbeallme]

I think I'll make love to my hand tonight........maybe twice....

[Noodles @Dawn_M_]

Why is it so hard for hitchhikers to say "I love you too"?

[Ghost Whisperer @itcantbeallme]

@tasteslikeasian Yes! I just used the same cum towel as last night.

[Suds @stacywawa1]

Mornings are the perfect time to *run and *get some fresh air!

*masturbate
*go back to sleep

[•♥•* Peek-a-boo*•♥• @berthababy90]

In case you were wondering.. The male G-spot is located at the back of a woman's throat.

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

*taps on your bedroom window from the bushes

"Can I use you as a job reference?"

[Ghost Whisperer @itcantbeallme]

@tasteslikeasian you should share

[nom @tasteslikeasian]

I play with my own boobs. So what.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

I have clothes on. I'm disappointed in me too.

[nom @tasteslikeasian]

Vodka.

[Ghost Whisperer @itcantbeallme]

@tasteslikeasian I know that feeling

[nom @tasteslikeasian]

I've done everything I can absolutely do. But I still miss you.

[nom @tasteslikeasian]

I obviously don't care what I tweet.
I obviously don't care that you don't care either.
Why don't you love me??

[nom @tasteslikeasian]

Sometimes...tits.

[Ghost Whisperer @itcantbeallme]

Midnight Masturbation Hour starts now!

[Ghost Whisperer @itcantbeallme]

Watching regular daytime TV while sick, makes me want to go back to work, and I hate my job...

[Ghost Whisperer @itcantbeallme]

Fucktwats need not apply

[Ghost Whisperer @itcantbeallme]

Life tip: Never let peanut butter be the last thing you eat before bed

[For Fuck's Sake🐇 @StarbuckMcLover]

In hindsight, saying "fuck it, let's do it", throughout my twenties, Was Not the best idea.

[nom @tasteslikeasian]

* doing the unthinkable *