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Independent Contractor

[GG @Grabnpuss]

This isn’t happening.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

If they sold Elk Milk, it would probably be called “Melk.”

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Make it a four finger night.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

I’m going to get Mexico to pay for all the data centers.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Night baseball used to be a lot more dangerous.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Tweet like you are using their satellites against them.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

How do you know your neighbors are on meth? You’ll know.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Waffle House is Fight Club and you all have been talking about it.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Australia, you’re in charge. Be a good boy.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Cut, it, out!

-me with scissors

[GG @Grabnpuss]

I might say no weirdos, but I don’t mean it. How else are you going to make an impression at tryouts?

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Tell her you are a money manager.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

I need your help to have the best sex in my life.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

You aren’t old, there’s just a lot of lore about you.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

I don’t think my dog has any idea about the future of AI and her job.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Sugar Free Maple Syrup

[Getaway Girl @The_GetawayGirl]

why are people so afraid to be fat. just be fat weirdo.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

The algorithm finds me all kinds of new songs, what I mean is, we are doomed.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

Blink if you want to be my inmate.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

A lot of women want to be friends first. Gross.

[GG @Grabnpuss]

If things don’t change around here they are going to take the coffee away, you guys.