Woody

You have to call me dragon !!!!! I also love an LT now and again. Catch me if you can because im the gingerbread man.

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@hucks6dh6 None of the above please

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@SoccerAM None of the above.

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@bootlegger1974 Dinner of champions there captain

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@Newshoesnath

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@mrjakehumphrey Chase out!

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@bootlegger1974 That’s what dreams are made of captain.

[London Ambulance Service @Ldn_Ambulance]

It's #RestartAHeartDay today.

In a cardiac arrest, every second counts and without lifesaving intervention – which can be done by passers-by while medics are on their way – the chances of survival decrease by about 10% with every passing minute. Please watch and share this video

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@Newshoesnath

[Aaron Henry @aaronhenry313]

Young team in Ayr stole a jcb roller an are casually just rolling through the scheme on it 😂😂

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Do you get a extra point?

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@nma50n I’m in the same boat.

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@CallumHarold2 Wouldn’t

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@CallumHarold2 You wouldn’t want to steal a pie at half time. You then would be able to clap for a goal.

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

20 years ago today:

England are trailing in injury time, and World Cup qualification hangs in the balance.

Cue John Motson and a moment of destiny...

💬 “Beckham has virtually played Greece on his own!”

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Ronnie Pickering!

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@Matt130274ncfc 0 points in may.

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@rexcrosss when I start dropping bangers at work. 😂😂😂😂

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@footballfights Not a bad game of bumper cars there.

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@ViralPosts5 @YoufeckingIdiot @connorsutton3

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@CallumHarold2 He’s telling the truth mate. 😂😂😂