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I AM VERY IMPORTANT YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME

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anyway i'm like 14 seconds away from fully committing to changing careers from construction/logistics to IT, ama

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Embarrassing: i just said the Avogadro sequence when i CLEARLY meant the Fibonacci Sequence, and i was MORTIFIED two minutes later when I realized my gaffe.

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I don't typically go for horror, but I'm watching the first episode of Midnight Mass and i can't remember any piece of fictional story feeling quite so autobiographical.

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Came back to Valheim after a minute away from it, and man is that game different to start when you know what you're doing.

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I think the universe is conspiring against me to induce me to read the silmarillion for the first time this millennium.

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This tweet sort of defeats the purpose here, but it's refreshing and enjoyable to have a hobby I'm doing just for me and that i don't feel compelled to talk about.

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Oh no i made brownies and then cut them before they cooled completely like the box said am i going to die

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Can we award a bonus to the fight choreographer for MARVEL'S ASIAN PUNCH MAN?

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i'm well aware that i'm basically playing cleanup here, but in this combat i've got five hits and five kills. take that, zombles! #dnd

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Flu shot clinic at the office tomorrow requires company insurance to be free. The hit of dopamine from finding i already had my card in my wallet was not enough to counteract the depression of being an adult and actually getting excited about that in the first place.

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It bugs me slightly that the creative high point of my week is probably going to be when i created Benedragon Komodobatch while playing Jackbox tonight.

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@SRL590 I suspect you know EXACTLY who needs to hear that.

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i don't know what this says about me, but it definitely says something.

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Every time Verizon invokes ROOT METRICS in an unskippable YouTube ad, it feels more and more like a scam somehow.

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My stomach tried to mutiny against me last night, but true to form for your boy it could not get the job done in the first few hours so apparently it just gave up instead.

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@ChelseaCristene It's the libertarian wet dream. The *state* isn't abridging anybody's right, it's all the invisible hand of the free market or whatever. Besides it doesn't affect ACTUAL MALES so whatever!

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Been using Duolingo for Spanish for a good three months now and i feel like I'm learning a lot, but i would appreciate them telling me when they think I'm ready for Spanish Twitter.

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The context of this couldn't matter less, but 80s cartoons were a hell of a drug.

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@ChelseaCristene I'm glad i scrolled back enough to confirm that he was awfully chatty up until that last tweet that you quoted then he went completely radio silent.

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Nothing I've ever done has been original, so there's a good chance that somebody reading this also has the theme song from the 90s Carmen Sandiego show running through their head.