Oilfield Cassandra Complex

Finding oil in the oddest places

[Johnny Akzam @JohnnyAkzam]

Health insurance summed up👇🏼

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

https://t.co/nyujOiHTYL

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

@Sarah4Texas If I ever get rich I'm going to start giving RRC commissioners odd amounts in donations. Like only prime numbers such as $1847

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

@FracSlap I'm sure there were a few things learned, plus 14 year Olds are generally unemployable, banks won't lend to them either, so unless you have a rich uncle....

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

It’s annoying the Bears blew a golden opportunity to beat the Lions but also absolutely hilarious the way they did it so it balances out.

[Collin McLelland 🏴‍☠️ @FracSlap]

Landman jokes are flying now.

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

@elonmusk Be careful about unleashing a rabid dog, they might turn around and bite you

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

@TracesofTexas It is great just from top to bottom. Like selling pussy to prisoners

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

@ScottTheGeo Has Kevin Costner or Beth Dutton made a cameo yet

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

Don't forget to tune into Landman. We need to see how he blows up all those pumpjacks

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

@ColinAllredTX At this point what good would donations do

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

@ODstrothers ConocoPhillips is selling their Permian acreage, buy some

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

“And we shall name them the Dallas Cowboys and they will be America’s Team.”

“So they will play in Dallas then sir?”

“No, they’ll play in Arlington, but have offices in Frisco.”

“But America will love them?”

“If only it was that simple.”

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

@DeadDriller Think he gets 10%?

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

@callme_Chari Too damned hot in Texas for that many layers

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

Will this change anyone's mind, likely not.

https://t.co/QHnJ5keCWs

[Joel Dill @_jdill23]

The geologist when you tell him we didn’t have any oil shows in that one 5’ channel sand he thought he saw from the raster log ran in 1937, 2 miles offset.
Not pictured: cargo pants, sandals with socks

[Oilfield Cassandra Complex @itenerantphysic]

Gavin Newsom f*Ed with California's remaining refineries and found out

https://t.co/EuRo5n1UNN