RepairmanMike

I can fix it, even if it isn’t broken. Big fan of anything banana flavored. Favorite Movie: Quentin Tarantino #10.

[RepairmanMike @itheroyalwe]

@ClimateWarrior7 Thank god. My calculations said 2.7 years. 7.2 provides enough time for @Tesla Unsupervised Full Self Driving to come to fruition. It will be able to drive me to the bunker while I console the refugees I pick up along the way.

[RepairmanMike @itheroyalwe]

@CUNY_Prof Can we just stop talking about Israel? It’s getting really boring.

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@VividProwess No he doesn’t hate Israel. They are just like that coworker you can’t stand. Or like the telemarketer that keeps calling trying to sell you Marriott vacations. It’s more like “Just go away and stay the fuck away from me”. But it’s not hate.

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@LauraLoomer Well you see, they lost control. At the perfect time too. Lots of heads exploding and it’s fun to watch. Who does your eyebrows?

[RepairmanMike @itheroyalwe]

@ercastella @marklevinshow What’s a cohort? Is that like a really popular person?

[RepairmanMike @itheroyalwe]

Is there any chance you could ever be friends with an Iranian? I’ll bet you don’t have many friends so an Iranian friend would be a giant spirirually healing step. Normal Iranians are actually very funny and loving people. Not their leaders, but the average ones. Kinda like the Jews. There leaders suck, but the regular Jews are cool.

[RepairmanMike @itheroyalwe]

There is so much cardboard generated by Amazon that I feel we could use all that cardboard somehow to create shelters for all the homeless refugees. There is a high percentage of the Amazon boxes that is really good and thick high quality cardboard. I’ve got to be on to something here. We would just need people to donate tape, which is not an unreasonable ask.

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@MeghanMcCain Genocide. Like in Gaza.

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@mtgreenee His panties are all bunched up right now cuz they have him locked up in the interrogation room. They got his eyeballs held open like in A Clockwork Orange.

[RepairmanMike @itheroyalwe]

@LauraLoomer Good that the war is over right? Or would you like the war to continue? We won right? Israel should be happy. But serious question, who does Israel want us to go to war with next? Are you invested in Raytheon? Who does your eyebrows?

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@WorkElizab I already have one. So yes. It needs a friend.

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@JohnJHarwood That’s a lot of people that you asking to be ashamed. Probably not going to happen unless there is an exchange of money. The tax free kind.

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@Liza137823 Times 10% so $1.92 but feeling generous so time 20% = $3.14. Which coincidentally is exactly pie, which is equal to 3.146732965

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@ClearReason If nobody laid down their weapons there would be war and eventually be peace. And then after a short break there would be more war and then more peace. Lots of money to be made using that strategy because there’s a lot of history that supports that.

[RepairmanMike @itheroyalwe]

Awesome! I stand with Israel standing on its own. The U.S. can pull out completely (to be certain that we are not in the way of true Israeli greatness). Everyone is happy then. No US tax dollars or expensive weaponry going to Israel and nobody telling Israel what they can and cannot do. We will get the bowl of popcorn and watch on the BBC.

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To be an American worker and buy a Chinese @BYDCompany car over an American made @Tesla is just sad. It will happen, but it’s sad. I truly have zero complaints about my Model Y. My next step is to buy an Optimus Robot to run on a hamster wheel generator that will charge my @Tesla. True perpetual motion!

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@grantbelden I can’t seem to see the collapse through the windows of my Model Y that drives me everywhere with near perfection. Maybe I need to sell it and invest in something safe like Raytheon. No wait, the war is over, but wait, we have to restock the missiles, so yea, Raytheon.

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@HilzFuld It ain’t about the Jews. It’s about the demons in secular government that rules them. And you know this.

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@MikeBravakis @rabbigert @VividProwess @POTUS At some point soon, the genocide in Gaza will become highly visible. The cover up of the reality there is slowly disintegrating and some credible reporting will get out without the journalists being murdered. Lots of Evil all around over there.

[RepairmanMike @itheroyalwe]

@HunterBiden No one was injured (except the fighters), and a whole bunch of people both in attendance and on television had a great time. The place was cleaned up and history was made. Being butt hurt about this is not a good look for you.