Brittany rabe

Making lemonade into lemons since 1998

[Brittany rabe @ithinkimfunnyy]

We may not be Great thinkers,
Or world leaders,
We don't read a lot
Or run very fast,
BUT DAMNIT WE CAN EAT
-Joey Tribbiani

[Alissa Mitchell, DO @AlissaMitche11]

Me: Hi, I'm the med student
Patient (works in medicine): what are you going into?
Me: EM
Patient: So an ER nurse?
Me: no, a doctor
Patient: So are you applying to med school or PA school?
Me: I will be a doctor in 6 months
Patient: a doctor of...
Me: ...medicine 🤦‍♀️

[Asphalt Cowboy @BrofessorSnipe]

8 years ago when I was addicted to words with friends I had a rival that was a school teacher. We were a very even match. High scoring, competitive games every time. One day she messaged me and said she really enjoyed playing me but was deleting and wanted to know if it’d be ok to add me on FB in case she reinstalled so she could find me again.

Since then I’ve watched her husband walk out on her and her boys, she moved across her state and started a new career, excelled and received awards in her field, her boys have grown, one graduated this year and has a gf. Now this month she’s treating herself to several weeks in Europe with her best friend.

I’m so proud of her but as I was liking the pictures of her trip it hit me how strange it is that I’ve gotten to watch this random person walk through life and grow and watch her kids grow up, just cause I used to play scrabble.

The internet is a weird place, but I’m a big fan of all my friends I’ve made by our paths crossing in weird corners of the web, and I’m just as proud of all of you and am grateful to have gotten a glimpse into your lives as well.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They say god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.

He gave me super treatable, early stage Hodgkin’s lymphoma because he knows I’m a lil baby.

[Academia Aesthetics @AcademiaAesthe1]

Giant 16th century sculpture in Florence, Italy

[Big Rick Energy ⚡️ @keenaslilcorner]

Southwest really said “I’ll drop you off but you gotta find your own way home”

[Groovyhoovy @Groovyhoovy]

Winter Storm Warning: Snow models indicate anywhere from 1 to 83 inches. Could start Wednesday afternoon at 4 or 5. Maybe not until Thursday morning. Or night. Maybe not at all. Actually, it might just rain. Don't know. So, buy bread and milk. Dress warm. But not yet.

[regrettably a kpop stan ; 💿⏯️ no mercy - miss a @cupidspulse]

@aliyahInterlude only valid form of cheating is ACADEMIC (this is a joke for legal reasons)

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im such a bitch when im tired. also when im over caffeinated and too awake. also when im hungry. also when im too full. also when im cold. also when im hot. wait am i just a bitch

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷

[Chandler Dean @chandlerjdean]

Tweeting is dangerous because there’s a 99.9% chance no one ever sees or cares about your impulsive thought—but there’s a 0.01% chance it gets more attention than all of your life’s work combined. And in all likelihood it’ll be something like “on god, poo poo really do be stinky”

[cory @coolmathgame_]

termite twitter scares me

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not work, not play, but a secret third thing (laying down and feeling bad about doing neither)

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just now finding out that rabbits can swim. Also learned their ears go into swim mode when they do. This is news.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bailey. She's an expert meteorologist. If her ears are deployed, there is an 80% chance that it is currently windy. 12/10 best in the field

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

if you are having a bad customer service experience don’t ask to speak to a manager ask to speak to the ceo and tell them to pay their employees more

[Kate Watkins @MommyofOB]

@danielcrosby Drink the soda. We’re surrounded by plastic, the air is toxic, and the planet is dying. Find joy where you can

[martha @mxmsworld]

I don’t know who needs to hear this. But stop vaping lol

[Lex ♡︎ @girlnextdo0r__]

Some of u have never had an ego death from psychedelics and it shows