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[certified dad @ithopoiia]

thinking about this guest at my work (movie theatre) who said “if this is butter topping i don’t wanna see butter bottoming” again

[New Blood @ Quake Con @NewBlood]

DUSK & FAITH are both on sale RIGHT NOW on the Nintendo eShop. And we're giving away a Switch 2 to go with them :)

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING... WITH BLOOD.

[New Blood @ Quake Con @NewBlood]

When you get hold of FAITH: The Unholy Trinity for Nintendo Switch...

When you send the demons back to hell, with your HOLY crucifix...

When you experience UNSPEAKABLE supernatural horror...

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FAITH!

[New Blood @ Quake Con @NewBlood]

CONFIRMED on Switch 2:

- 60 FPS
- Improved loading times
- HD Rumble
- Full gyro support

There's only one... DUSK.

https://t.co/LE7NFICoTp

[New Blood @ Quake Con @NewBlood]

That's right, we're giving away a Nintendo Switch 2 plus limited edition physical copies of both DUSK and FAITH for you to play on it 😮

RT + Follow + Enter to win NOW:

https://t.co/HkiYsViy2y

If nobody else got you, you know New Blood got you 🩸

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

@singingsapphic on a DATE let's go 🫶

[ᵕ̈ @heleuscluster]

JOHN EPLER DO YOU KNOW YOUR OWN GAME?

[Owen/Amatus🍊🔥💥(it/its) @Icyhot_w0lf]

Dont mess with the dragon age fans, their devs dont even play their own game

[Sam Maggs @SamMaggs]

queer joy is even more radical in the face of the world right now. We have to live our lives as joyously as we can. We HAVE to

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

PSA: there is currently an issue, if you start a new farm on the meadowlands farm and open the animal door on the coop day 1, your chickens will disappear. If you leave the door closed for one day, it should save them. We will fix this. Lore: There is a wild coyote on the farm day 1 rn

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

@DisneyPlus seriously you’re increasing your price but you’ve also made it so i can’t share my disney+ with my child siblings -.-

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

i miss my job :(

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

charlie heartstopper is such an asshole

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

im really sorry to admit but i want another tswift album :(

[casper ★ 🔜 ASC @CryingGhostss]

god i love furry conventions so much #afc2024

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

finally finished heartbreak high season two and they have the opportunity to do the funniest shit with rowan next season

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

everyone in my family is having babies

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

reading a bunch of romance books does Not help my need to make out with someone :/

[certified dad @ithopoiia]

@ConcernedApe however long it takes i’ll still be excited when it comes out! thank you for working so hard 💛