Justin Butner

Professional account at @entomocentral

'Wander with open eyes and a simple curiosity' - Rolf Potts

[Justin Butner @itinerantics]

Just waited for 30 minutes and had 3 buses never arrive. No alerts of any delays. Every time I try to give @wmata another chance, they remind me why @unsuckdcmetro has job security.

[Justin Butner @itinerantics]

Every @dessadarling show I go to somehow has more energy - on stage and in the crowd - than the last.

[Justin Butner @itinerantics]

There's someone on stage tuning a harp right now. I'm increasingly excited for this @dessadarling show.

[Justin Butner @itinerantics]

As someone from Washington DC who dissects how films and shows use the city I know, this is beautiful.

[Mack, yes, That Mack @that_mc]

Finally watching Shang-Chi, here as a bus operator to rate the SFT transit factors of The Bus Scene:

[Justin Butner @itinerantics]

@ChrisHowdy You monster

[Nicole Dickinson @Nikshum]

@thegallowboob @RexChapman I did this to the bathroom cabinet!

[Rob @thegallowboob]

Someone put googly eyes on the entire drive thru Starbucks menu

[Forrest Fleischman @ForrestFleisch1]

In the last week I've started to receive inquiries from people running tree planting programs wanting my help. I am suggesting that they shut down their programs. Here I will explain why:

[Sam Allard @SceneSallard]

Literally first line

[Justin Butner @itinerantics]

Saw @MiddleKidsMusic at @930Club tonight. First concert since before March 2020. Lovely set and venue to end my longest concertless stretch since 1994.

[Krishnendu Ray @Raykris1]

4. Most historians of food disagree for the following reasons:

Spices don’t cover the smell of rotting flesh. Only people who don’t use spices think so.

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

From the 1930s through the 1960s, a common sight in Tokyo was delivery men bicycling through busy streets with massive stacks of soba noodles on their shoulders

[Rob @thegallowboob]

cutting bell peppers and adding googly eyes is bound to heal your soul a little, give it a try

[Jessica Law is no longer on X @JessicaTheLaw]

OK, Twitter, look - it's time to have a talk. I've been seeing a lot of climate despair on here lately, and I understand it's cathartic to voice your deepest fears, but at this point in time, that despair is also a self-fulfilling prophecy. I work for an environmental charity- 1/

[Justin Butner @itinerantics]

What happened Portland?! You used to be cool.

[Justin Butner @itinerantics]

It's been since February of 2020 since I was on a plane. Finally remedied that.

[callum @w0rdy2]

i didn’t know f1 had subtitles