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[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

@KFCBarstool *hits super like button*

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

Counterpoint:

1/♾

[Mackenzie Smith @smithhmackenzie]

Unpopular opinion:

There's literally nothing appealing about going out to bars and drinking.

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

I love when you fly exit row and they ask “are you willing and able to assist in case of emergency” like fam if homelander can’t stop a plane crash tf you want me to do

[Trey Smith @SlimiHendrix]

less than a week before halloween so let's all remember the spookiest tweet on this website

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

@magggstarrr I know you NEVER see those kind of savings on caskets

[FeaR Moho @FeaRMoho]

Connor breaks his leg tonight I got a feeling

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

@Luke587 @highnoonsunsips @WhiteClaw

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

@TylerIAm If they really wanted to help they’d be giving them dinners with Jay-Z

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

Nah this whole bar just stood up and clapped for sunset... sunset people have overtaken the plane clappers

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

People who clap for sunset low key giving people who clap for the plane landing a run for #1 applause weirdos.

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

My mom is STRESSING about how to allocate her American idol votes right now and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

People who clap for sunset low key giving people who clap for the plane landing a run for #1 applause weirdos.

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

Family members need to be hearing this the most and surely that age should read 25

[Graham Kay @mrgrahamkay]

If you’re over 35 hire movers. You’re friends are too old. Nobody wants to slip a disc for pizza and 2 bud lights

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

@Luke587 This is actually funny Congrats

[Pat Fenis. @The_JarredIvory]

The fuck Lavar Ball gone do?

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

Got it.
So stop going out on saturdays, go for a jog every now and then, have some sex, and be the best human ever at throwing a football and I too can look like a superhero at 43

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

Tom Brady (Super Bowl XXXVI)
and
Tom Brady (Super Bowl LV)

Seriously:
- don’t drink (much)
- eat right
- stay in on Saturday nights
- exercise
- get married and have kids
- focus on a job you enjoy, and be good at it

[Kevin Lee MTP @MoTownPhenom]

I’m bout to stream this bih in a second @danawhite you know where I stay

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

If only I had known I could just buy a Bugatti and make all my problems go away I could’ve saved myself a lot of trouble in life

[nic steinberg @itisjustnic]

@Luke587 Alcohol stats in general would be hilarious to peep