RJ

Functioning Psycho.

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Pad Crave @padcrave]

BREAKING: New Glenn

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

All personnel are accounted for and safe. It’s too early to know the root cause but we’re already working to find it. Very rough day, but we’ll rebuild whatever needs rebuilding and get back to flying. It’s worth it.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Standing in the middle of 2 legends.

Wishing you a VERY Happy Birthday 🎉 @SecRubio

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

They walk among us.

https://t.co/7HysdUuNVM

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iScienceLuvr Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

alright let's take this motherfucker public

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

snot rocket onto her pussy for lube

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

using Claude to write a vlookup in excel

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

Caught my wife doing laundry and stopped her immediately. I said, “Babe, it’s Mother’s Day. You don’t do chores today. Go sit down and relax; these clothes will still be here tomorrow.”

I’m such a good husband.

[Pornhub @Pornhub]

Nothing says Mother’s Day

Like logging onto Pornhub and seeing the homepage filled

With MILFs and GILFs getting way more than breakfast in bed.

Happy Mother’s Day

[Alejandro @Oasiszn]

Hot take: We need to replace Central Park with the world's largest data center

[frick @gofrickurself]

Using dr pepper as lube

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

True.

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

go to bed

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Priorities

[pokay @Pokay__]

“you wouldn’t last in a cod lobby” you wouldn’t last in my Tight ass Butt.

[K e t c h u p L o v e r @ketchupdevourer]

How your dad looks at you when you forget HIS email password

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Let men be men.