Symphony of a Simple Salmon 🐸🍚🎶

Leader of the Dinkley Brigade, Cath Tate's oldest daughter✌️😗 30, she/her. I am not chicken little.

[Symphony of a Simple Salmon 🐸🍚🎶 @itlastsforever4]

Me, in a crowded room: wait...where is @jjprojector ?
Me: WAIT hold on.
Me: [singing] IN THE SAME BOAT
@jjprojector : [in the crowd] ON THE SAME SEA
Together: SHAKING INSIDE AS THE TIDE KEEPS RISING

[Ayesha @gothichijabi]

i think taylor swift should pay for everyone in nyc’s electric bill for this month

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My unpopular opinion is that fireworks are stupid. They're nightmarish for many veterans, they pollute the air, they scare the shit out of pets, and they harm wildlife. There is no reason for them being in set off residential areas.

[emma ⟢ @bieberyzy]

having billboards up after getting married at madison square garden might actually be the tackiest thing this woman has ever done

[👹 @dphdphdph7]

Please respect our privacy as we hold our wedding in one of the busiest neighborhoods in North America

[Zion @zionszzn]

me: *pulls into gas station*

google maps: and just what in the fuck do you think your doing

[Cris ᱬ ⊗ CEO of New Dream @CristianRubio45]

To save her

He cut the hair to save her

[27. @dimvji]

concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you wondering why they were born

[Whisper ꩜ @wagonburnerart]

Being 30 is so funny tbh because it’s so obvious to me now that my frontal lobe is fully developed. I used to be such an incredible little dumb ass. My only regret of my 20’s was how much I centered my life around relationships and not myself.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

In honor of our nation’s 250th birthday, mother nature has decided it will be 250 degrees out.

[Winter @lm0y]

My whole life has been defined by climate anxiety. From childhood to today there hasn't been a single day where it hasn't at least been at the back of my mind, weighing on me ever heavier with every passing year.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I hate it when people say it’s a quarter to 4:00p. My dude, just say it’s 3:75p.

[Emmy 💖👑 @Wisco_diva]

No the fuck it is not

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Bats get such a bad reputation and they are out here eating thousands of mosquitoes a night and navigating by SOUND and looking like tiny cloaked scholars. they deserve better.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Evidence Based Impending Sense of Doom

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“I don’t believe in climate change.”

Bro, it’s not the Tooth Fairy. It’s science. You either understand climate change or you don’t. It has nothing to do with your beliefs.

[grace @gracefishlove]

can i get a pleaseburger cheese

[Dede 💗 @msdede_x]

25 looked like such a big age when I was younger

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. ​i will do so much stuff.
2. ​later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. ​eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. ​oh no.

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.