sav

Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. UNCG alum. alpha chi omega alum.

[sav @itme_sav]

*packing 4 the move*
mom:ur not rly takin the beer funnel r u?
Me: mom is called a beer bong

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

everything is about sex except skeeball. skeeball is about power

[Justan Osteen @J_W_O_17]

Call me old-fashioned, but I think leaving a 5 minute drunk voicemail at 3 a.m. is romantic...

[Skoog @Skoog]

she ate this up

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

why do baby clothes have pockets, who is going up to a baby and saying here hold this

[John Robert Allman @Johnny_Allman]

Tracy Turnblad when she tries to stop the beat https://t.co/aiyQzmcP6X

[warriorsworld @warriorsworld]

This was amazing https://t.co/tiFXYe54Sn

[Jimmy Randazzo @JimmyRandazzo]

Kobe talking about Gianna literally just broke my heart

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Girlfriend: You never say anything romantic to me.

Me: *just called her the rootinest tootinest cowboy the west has ever seen* Are you joking right now?

[realitytvshow @bgcslave]

the level of shade #kuwtk

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Gonna tell my kids this is how they broke down the Berlin Wall

[not bob kozlowski @notbobkoz]

People from Wisconsin before storming Area 51:

“So are we gonna tailgate before or no?”

[Genius @Genius]

kid cudi dancing to “electric feel” at coachella is my mood all summer

[GL @gldivittorio]

*bringing my stuffed animal to the club incase I go home with someone that night because I don’t sleep well without it*