Zoe

she/her or they/them, 27, bi, autistic, KH🗝. Idrk what to do here ^-^ (icon picrew/94097) rt =/= endrsmt. ⁢ @[email protected]

[TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube]

@petergyang You have the option to set your Shorts time limit to zero. You shouldn’t see Shorts on your YouTube homepage anymore if you set your time limit to zero. More info on how to set your limit here: https://t.co/Ac14SgQUdk

[molly taft @mollytaft]

just love it when the piece you reported out for months gets read word for word by someone looking into their front facing camera who then gets ad revenue from it

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Typa shit cartoon characters do when they’re late for school

[Ryan W. Mead @rwmead]

New York Magazine ran an oral history of Lilo and Stitch that revealed Michael Eisner was notorious in the animation department for failing to grasp key plot information during screenings so I’m just going to assume this is Eisner’s burner YouTube account

[Shaun Ranks WDW This Week @rankingthemouse]

I will forever stand by that every theme park in the WORLD needs more elaborately themed walk-thrus. This is one of the best new attractions Disney has built in years & I'm not hearing otherwise. No LLs, no queue, no downtime, no pretensions. Just simplicity & beauty & relaxation

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Not true if you use Fat D Sans.

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

very old art teacher told me: some people try to make art, and they feel they fail. they say: whatever i try to do, it doesn’t work. okay: try to make some bad art then. try to make a bad drawing. a bad painting. then you will fail, and find you have done something interesting.

[Grady Booch @Grady_Booch]

In my career, compilers have always generated better code that I ever could have. I find this to be increasingly so with contemporary AIs.

But you know what neither can do better than me?

Knowing what software to write, what shape it should take, and what I want it to do.

The entire history of software engineering has been one of rising levels of abstraction.

This is how it was, how it is now, and how it shall be in the fullness of time.

[Original Orange Bird @ogorangebird]

Josh himself considered leaving, the situation was dire.

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

i never considered that you used to have to send a letter to the newspaper to make this sort of tweet

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @mo0nandsaturn]

my immediate thought was “well it’s not that hard when Ryan Gosling is the lead, that man could have chemistry with a rock” and then I realized 😭😭

[JC Builds @JC_builds]

a few awesome people called out issues they noticed in my first attempt

after some fixes, here's the fully updated life of iOS, and you can play around with it yourself here ⬇️

https://t.co/qYkCAlaxZE

[Ms.Energy ♡ @CosplayEnergy]

We shared a paopu fruit so that makes it official, right? 💍

[honest new jersey tax payer @jude_bus]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen two women skating together like this and it’s kinda….the most beautiful thing I’ve ever fucking seen???

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Messaged this person 20 min after they came over to buy something. Marketplace is a Friendship App

[Aaron West @oeste]

i’ve been waiting to see a little kid pack a goose up for YEARS and FINALLY

[kendall @superiorsantina]

this is what ur 20's feels like constantly

[melts @meltsmelts]

#deltarune you know we got this

[🎀pommettesΨ⁷🎀🥢 @yoongixfam]

Sans exagéré, c'est la vidéo la plus sexy de tous les temps et je pourrais écrire un livre sur le pourquoi je dis ça mais je suis trop lazy pour ça so just take my words