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I make the keys 🔑 that unlock....

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@OGDfarmer highly recommend https://t.co/auxQYaKIzH dating site. you'll find your yield there

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@OGDfarmer only -90% more to go before i consider publicly farting...a long.

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@ZeMirch sidelined?

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@0xQuit He sold Punks denominated in ETH at 2800 for stables. Even after losing $980. He now has gained 30% more purchasing power if he were to rebuy his ETH.

Turns out Punks and other jpegs denominted in ETH are down bigly in real purchasin gpower.

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@vaneck_us SOLD

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@JasonYanowitz Correct.
I DO NOT BELIEVE WE SOLVED:
Liq Frag
Scalability
Abstraction
Money
killer app

I BELIEVE:
prices exceeded fundamentals.
Users adoption DAU metrics are BS. every L1/2 Lies on metrics
Bitcoin is liquid macro.
ETH does not solve for mass user adoption.
etc.
Stablecoins

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@boldleonidas @cobie Bold represents authentic crypto culture. Do it Cobie!

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@OGDfarmer @AskBillyBets @polytraderAI @Polytraderagent would like a word.

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@dfinzer @opensea @openseafdn OpenSea is teh most egalitarian thing we've ever seen. 169x better jpegs than blurb. FDV 20B is fud. i speak for the entire crypto community wen i say we will never stop loving your pretty pictures and high throughput ux. simply the best in class. no one could dream of better lol

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@crypto_condom Only way to share a bullish eth chart is to cut out the zoomed out view and find a LTF chart that looks like an uptrend. Hopium is strong on this chart.

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@BendDAO Is this assumption correct: You're bidding more than 2x the floor price and then selling into blur/os bids and losing the spread? and you're doing this bc the oracle lagged real time price action?

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@OGDfarmer unironically d.gens are not in control and the asylum never closes.

ps ily. eat an edible, ice cream and netflix and chill.

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@hosseeb linear vesting is more fair. add 2 additional years of vesting so tokens are locked well into the next cycle.

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@Evan_ss6 @attmgromov @llamaonthebrink levered long usdc bull. think we break 1.01 this cycle?

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@0xBreadguy @megaeth Hey Bread, I'm getting blocked from accessing the megaeth site bc I'm using a VPN. Can you recommend a solution? thank you ser!

[Keymaker 🔑 @itsALLhalvening]

@Evan_ss6 USDC bull is back!

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@burnttoast I would like a doodle that matches my poodle.
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[burnt toast @burnttoast]

who wants a doodle??

rt, comment ● - ●, and follow me so I can dm you if you're chosen. you can unfollow me after, all good

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@CirrusNFT imagine thinking boomers want to buy pengu via an etf product.