JH

fantastic tweets and where to find them

[JH @itsBigJake]

A yawn is a silent scream for caffeine.

[JH @itsBigJake]

@asyaxooo @JIDsv Hol up colors shows are on spotify?!?

[JH @itsBigJake]

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[Kyle Harris @heykyleharris]

[camera pans to exploded body]

Ice-T: gender reveal gone wrong, dumbass tries to be creative and impress his friends, put 80 pounds of dynamite in a 800 square foot apartment, BANG, got the whole place looking like an Applebee's on $1 margarita night

[JH @itsBigJake]

@Cowchopcontext actually Funhaus with context 🤓

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

whoever uses a shotgun in CoD ya moms a hoe

[JH @itsBigJake]

Sexy food near me

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

Sexy rash on my vagina

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

when you drop your phone while the screen is unlocked

[JH @itsBigJake]

@SimmonOnSimmons maybe we should listen to the gamer fueled masses and reconsider our life choices as they so kindly recommend🙂

[JH @itsBigJake]

If Modern Warfare's post-game chat lobby has taught me anything it is that I am trash, literal human leftovers. So bad I should of never been. Bottom of the barrel of mountain dew code red. The soggy dorito cool ranch-ville never wanted.

I am the trash man.

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

The new @TameImpala album has been announced https://t.co/xpeTEr5qPp

[JH @itsBigJake]

the Nigerian Prince faux philanthropist of 2019 is Twitter accounts claiming they'll send you money for a RT and a follow. 🚨Don't forget to smack👋 that notification 🛎 bell if you agree💯

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[JH @itsBigJake]

@JohnnyStevens i believe Mike (vocals/guitar) feeds his bass through 6-8 amp's for that huge full sound. I know for one of Royal Bloods songs on their second record he strung a bass with two bass and two guitar strings for the effect he wanted.

[JH @itsBigJake]

@xxtrimnastyxx if you see this heathen roaming the streets wish her a happy birth. 🍰🎊

[JH @itsBigJake]

@stylerskevens omg its the birthday girl herself 😃

[JH @itsBigJake]

somethings shouldn't be shared,

until your birthday that is.
🤘😎🍻😑🍍

[JH @itsBigJake]

@jenstormwarner They also fired Hale (great gym teacher) because they found out from her mom's obituary she had a female partner, and they tried to brush under the rug that they employed a child predator by allowing him to leave the state and teach in Oregon. Go Eagles 😑

[JH @itsBigJake]

My morning game boner is showing #TMG @codyko @thenoelmiller

[JH @itsBigJake]

Scarlett Johansson's voice wouldn't go steady with him so he became clown man.

[JH @itsBigJake]

@TheSweetBB