Corey

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

@JaRaaaaaaaandy @MokeNasty oh shit I may have to start chat snapping.

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

@JaRaaaaaaaandy @MokeNasty I don't have snap chat bruh

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Back to the future please.

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Damn too many chicks out here are ratchet with no quality. #Lame #Fake

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

@dumbfoundead happy birthday Man.

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Why go to work if there's no work to be done? #Attendance #GreenWeenie

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

@JaRaaaaaaaandy I now have even higher expectations of you. #BarRaised #NativeRecipe

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

@JaRaaaaaaaandy @MokeNasty Mexican people make pretty good Hawaiian food. #whoKnew #TakoBender

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

@kelliex3333 nooooooo why would someone play country in Hawaii. #brokenTruck #deadDog #AllTheSame

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Why is alcohol only a weekend time machine? On weekdays it's all, "why are you drinking at work?" And "where are your pants?"

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Sex is like air, it's Not that important till you're Not getting any. #NotBasedOnATrueStory

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Horchata is Mexican egg nog.

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Just closed down the bar....the sushi bar. #NoI.D. #NoWristBand

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

I'm not a fan of childish gambinos new album. But damn jhene aiko is bad.

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

What did the lcpl say to the Cpl? Nothing. You don't talk with your mouth full. #Pros-cons

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

I'm craving dunkin donuts coffee for this cold ass night. #ankleWarmer

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Tahitian is pretty much Polynesian twerking.

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Someone said I look part Mexican. Can these hands of mine be perfectly designed to hold tacos?

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

Sometimes you just gotta say fuck the man, and make French fries.

[Corey @itsCorey2u]

"You can do anything you put your mind to" is only evident when I'm drinking.