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[Ex wa Lupita® 🇰🇪 @itsDukeRoy]

fungeni umbwa zenu banaa 😣😓😒

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

HAKUNA RANGI YA MTU! 😅

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

There are people with high level of self respect. You stop talking to them, they stop talking to you too. They easily match energy.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

England fans to Arsenal: Corner Kick FC

England fans when they rely on scoring from corners:

[floptok @_eoantao]

Eu nunca vou parar de chamar esse app de "Twitter"

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Normalise praying before you sleep, we are at war with people who don't even know what they want from us.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

People borrow your money with a smile, and return it back with an attitude.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Unfortunately my favorite coping mechanism is isolation, so yeah i won’t bother you .

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Do not work for a company that says “we are like family." Work for a company that understands that you have a family.

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Hitting myself with"kwani natafutia nani" before misusing my savings

[Eric @amerix]

You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you aren't flat enough.

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

I was in a super metro matatu and a Gen z receives a call l think from the boss, the man only said, "Nakuja ama kama unaona nachelewa tafuta mtu mwingine afanye iyo kazi, wacha kunikula kichwa asubuhi" 🤣

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Fixed it for you @FIFAcom

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“What’s up” means why you texting me? NOT “how are you?”.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[John Cena @JohnCena]

If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll stay where you always are.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Lumumba Mea in the stands at the World Cup. Beautiful to see. 👏🏿🇨🇩

[lency 🇳🇬 @Chi_ned_u]

POV: it’s year 2048 and you forgot to pay your toilet subscription,😭💔😹

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

When I was young at school, this was like winning Sportpesa Jackpot

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy one-month anniversary since Arsenal became 25/26 Premier League champions 🏆