The Gary Lee Show

Better than you thought, but not as good as I think.

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Starting tomorrow I will only be using the new @neuroticthrills account. I’ll be deleting the other 46.

So if you’d like to continue following me, please follow me there.

If not, were we ever really friends to begin with?

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@thegoodgodabove A Coke

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@_simsima1980 @davaja Yeah, man. That happens to me all the time.

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Just got blocked by my online therapist

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@BrianReganComic in the third season of Loudermilk… wow. Who knew? Where’s his Emmy?

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I’m only eating this ice cream because it’s here.

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@AshcanPress Having to choose between Rosenberg and Thompson is hard enough. Then there’s that Fraction guy and, oh, my nose just started to bleed.

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@therightram I’d be interested to know how you structure a comic script and how different it is from screenwriting.

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@smartwater Pete Davidson makes me want to drink a lot of things, but water ain’t one of them.

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@randesa1964 @ZombieJesus13 It’s one image of an unfinished product that you haven’t seen yet…

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@audiotorium_ @ZombieJesus13 His powers come from an Egyptian god, so…

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@KamoseMills @AshcanPress It’s probably be the first C he’s ever seen

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@AshcanPress Damn dude, you missed out on that sweet 4am retweet from an asshole with way less followers than you. Bet you feel like a real idiot.

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Rob Lowe doesn’t even know what Atkins is.

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@SpiderWomnDaily @79SemiFinalist I feel like you really took us on a journey there

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@1Tough_Mudder I would, in fact, suck my own dick if I could. Unfortunately, it’s a struggle just to tie my shoes.

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@oneunderscore__ Well… if you can’t trust the My Pillow guy, who can you trust?

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Sometimes I look at a cheeseburger the same way Nelly and Kelly Rowland looked at each other in the Dilemma video.

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@79SemiFinalist and @AshcanPress are the two best comic writers in the business today. West Coast Avengers is one of the most fun reads in recent memory and literally anything written by Rosenberg is worth a read.

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Stay grounded.

Whenever you start to feel a little too overconfident, remember, Fred Durst has accomplished more than you probably ever will.

Reality ✅