jess kelley

i hope you know where you’re going, but you’re just as lost as me.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

The only COVID-19 debate that ever needs to happen on The Joe Rogan Experience already happened.

It lasted 17 seconds and Bill Burr won.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

I truly believe this is one of the most important things anyone has ever said about Elon Musk. The quote below summarizes perfectly how much his presence in the public sphere wastes everyone’s time and is on many occasions profoundly dangerous as well as premeditatedly dishonest.

[alicia ✨ @toothandniallx]

im here to say. go to the concert alone. if no one will go with you, go alone. you will NOT regret it.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

in honor of 'Scooby Doo' turning 21 years old, here's a thread with all the adult jokes/deleted material that would've made the movie even better:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

serious Fox News reporter Hillary Vaughn to Katie Porter: "[Biden] had to take off work for a root canal. Do you think he has the stamina for a second term?"

Porter: "Have you ever had a root canal?"

[Ashley Eicher @ashleyeicher]

As your constituent, let me get this straight @RepOgles. You’ve had time to draft articles of impeachment but you HAVE NOT had time to meet w/ #Covenant parents since the shooting in YOUR district on March 27. Unbelievable. Get your priorities in order.

https://t.co/JPrByyAYeF

[۟ @T0RTERRA]

all it takes is one synthetic hair piece and the most viewed half time will be her’s

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

An actual banner that just aired on Fox.

This is not a legitimate news organization that should have privileged press credentials.

[The Maine @themaine]

🪩How to rediscover yourself as a Myspace band in a TikTok era?

https://t.co/eiTp8DIJHm

By @evanlucy

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

Local drivers.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

[The Maine @themaine]

The Maine. Self-titled album available worldwide on 8.1.23 // TWO new singles out everywhere now. 🪩

[jess kelley @itsJKtime]

Apparently my companion pass expired on @SouthwestAir and I didn’t realize before I booked a flight 🥲

@SouthwestAir can you hook me up with CP for one last time? 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Duolingo @duolingo]

why do I have to work 8 hours straight instead of 8 hours gay?

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

When you discover Rage Against the Machine songs have words in them.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: The Bible has been removed from all elementary and middle school libraries throughout the Davis School District in Utah after a parent utilized a new law that permits the removal of "pornographic" books from school libraries.

The removal of the Bible was requested due to it being "one of the most sex-ridden books around."

The Utah Legislature in 2022 approved a contentious bill HB374, which lawmakers have described as a way to weed out content found to be pornographic from K-12 libraries and classrooms.

Utah Parents United, a conservative parents rights lobbied strongly for the passing of HB374.

The parent argued that the Bible contained topics such as incest, bestiality, genital mutilation, and infanticide, making it pornographic under the new definition set forth in Utah Code Ann. § 76-10-1227.

A GOP lawmaker expressed sadness regarding the situation.