Wednesday Addams

Certified Chatterbox. B & E expert. NOT a suga cookie gettah.

[De Christian Life @DeChristianLife]

The art of just sitting

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@Bacontrophy84 @HistorianUSA1 @FlagAndFire As soon as she said “have my daughter come to my house & stay with me” I knew she was a narcissist. Why would you want to help your daughter settle into where she lives, the baby’s new home, etc? Weird mentality

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Ozempic is fucking with crocodile health....
LOOK AT HIM!

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

Watching Kenzie out-rizz Gabe is the most entertaining tv I’ve seen in a dogssss age #LoveIslandUSA He knew it too

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@hostagehoosier Teeny dino’s, inch long plastic slinky’s, plastic slap bracelet… 🫠😤 end up broken before the day is over- it’s crazy the fights they start! I throw them out later that night.
For 5th bday pizza party we gave an apron personalized w/ name, & a real pizza cutter w/ some playdoh

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@iroasmas 3yo daughter wasn’t expecting me to be hiding in the shower… she can’t find me for a while, so I let out a giggle. She’s talking to herself about how bo ones in the bathroom, but then I pop above the top of the curtain w/ a BOO!- still asks for a repeat performance!

[Just T @Floridagirl0850]

What your wife really wants for Mother's Day is a giant dumpster so she can rage clean and throw away everything that overstimulates her.

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@MindBodyBronx Aries was my 2nd choice (#1 Scorpio, bc they’re never wrong lmao). Anyone I know with Aries in their Big3 is soooo bad at taking any blame or accountability for their actions. BUT it’s also bc they’re quick to blow & then get over it, so they think others can act the same

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@shawtyastrology 27 Pisces moon

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@BedNBravo @BravoBadGirl This was my first thought too. It can be a shock to suddenly start seeing your nose from different angles. But it fits her face, and she’s gorgeous!!

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@SaltLife_89 @dorindadeadly Actually that’s exactly how she came off to me. Kim clocked it when she called her a beast 😂

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@dorindadeadly Nooooooo 😮‍💨 she was so performative. And no fun tbh

[King Arthur Fan @brandilwells]

Michael Jackson stole his style from a character in the 1974 movie entitled, The Little Prince. The character plays Satan in the movie.

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@realpeteyb123 A gets my pick!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and actually still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wraťh on the world for the rest of his life

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@prettycritical I put those big ticket items on my registry so that I could get them at the discount that’s offered. $450 mockingbird stroller- never a sale/discount, *Except when you’re a month from your due date & target gives you a 20% discount for buying what’s left on the registry

[Wednesday Addams @itsLAUren]

@Symply_rhoda1 Yessss! If your baby is safe in your arms & there’s nothing wrong, the feeling is the most intense relief ever. You’ll snap into reality soon enough, but in that instant it’s amazing. Your body is yours again & you begin the next phase

[GINA NÄUMAN • جینا نعمان @entertheunseen]

There is something admittedly unsettling about Dollar Tree. There must be a cosmology of Dollar Tree djinns projecting a subtle energetic field because the vibes are melancholic & eerie in each one I go to, no matter what location.

It’s just a very particular energy signature…

[SimplyMusah @sirminzy]

Beyonce being the biggest thief in the music industry - A Thread👇🏼