Murimi Mbae

[Murimi Mbae @itsMurimiMbae]

@Branicemercy Stick to teeth daktari. Most of the people who get cancer in Meru haven't eaten Miraa in their life. FYI large amounts of Miraa are eaten outside Meru than in Meru. The problem is bigger than that.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

No

Denzel is one of the greatest ACTORS in film history.

[🕊 @boytrickz]

a niggas greatest flex is becoming everything he said he would.

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from a stranger

[Jarrood “Rod” Bolivar @RODKING305]

Big Boi is just as nice & even nicer as an MC than Andre 3000 & I don’t like how the narratives of Andre’s greatness by “fans” comes at the expense of shitting on Big Boi. OutKast isn’t what it is without Big Boi.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

A dog missing for a month in Mexico has been reunited with its owner after being spotted partying with World Cup fans following the team's win

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Hii tweet bado hunimaliza😂😂

[Wambo @BoboWamboiKuria]

2009 nikiteseka Nairobi kuna mwenye aliniambia akuje nimpikie. I welcomed him to my mabati house in Kasarani, men have no class. He came with his Touareg and parked it there. He spotted our jirani akituchungulia kwa Kashimo after Morocco Vs Netherlands Match, that is how the following night i slept in a one bedroom house fully furnished and a one year paid rent. I had to cut my Dad off asione vitu his agemates wananifanyia.🥺 poverty ni mbaya kuliko umbwa

[TJ @ogtrevon_]

They literally gave this lady a two minute standing ovation and I cannot blame them😭 Kelly is undeniably gorgeous!!!

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[KIUNJURI @Alexiirander]

My dad everytime nikimwitisha pocket money

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

LL Cool J has 24 hours to respond

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

WOW🚨: A 10 years old Japanese child tested butterflies' memory and discovered that metamorphosis does not erase the memories from when they were still caterpillars.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Maybe the Europeans should have thought about all that back when they were colonizing Africa in the 19th century.

[zink @alpinespirits]

I tought for a second this was a wood finish and actually looked pretty cool but then I realised

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s fascinating that giving to charities is considered noble and praiseworthy but creating a society that doesn't require charity is considered socialist and bad.

[Ik Nnadi 🇳🇬 @NnadiArts1]

Please don’t scroll past. I tried so hard.❤️

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Hapa Laikipia ata mahindi ziko na spokesman 💀😂.