nez

[nez @itsNEZessary]

@norulesjulez Literally tho

[will defries @willdefries]

when bieber hits that first “shawty wit you” in mistletoe >>>>>>>

[nez @itsNEZessary]

For the love of God people.. when you apply to a job save the resume as your first and last name. None of this Resume-NEWEST bullshit. Or even worse, ResumeTemplate-Neutral. IT’S EMBARRASSING

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

rubbing my feet together like a lil cricket just so i fall asleep

[nez @itsNEZessary]

@norulesjulez Wow this is actually so helpful!

[nez @itsNEZessary]

I might me calling myself out here… but I am 26 years old and do not know the difference between “affect” and “effect”

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story

[Lauren Penner, MS, LPC @laurenpennerlpc]

If you were called “mature for your age” as a kid, you’re in therapy now.

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[nez @itsNEZessary]

After a glass of red wine I like to watch The Golden Girls.

[nez @itsNEZessary]

I have so many emails pinned to the top of my inbox right now…anxiety is at an all time high

[nez @itsNEZessary]

@turntttttt Yes they’re vegan! I haven’t had a doughnut in literally forever until I went to their West Philly location. So happy we have a local option now

[nez @itsNEZessary]

@turntttttt DOTTIES

[nez @itsNEZessary]

Me showing up to work in a slick bun, pink blazer and lunchbox full of snacks ready to take on the day pretending to be productive.

[Tyler Seidel @tseidel5]

Me ending every email “Please let me know if you have any questions” knowing damn well there will be questions because what I just said made no fucking sense

[nez @itsNEZessary]

The audacity these crew teams have to close Kelly Drive AGAIN.

[nez @itsNEZessary]

The most exciting things about 26 so far… my new salad spinner and my Costco executive membership

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus won 6 consecutive Emmys for Veep and I still think her performance might be underrated.

[✌🏾 @iSnatchTrackss]

Lord Please Take This Gas Out My Stomach And Put It In My Car😔

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?