funny ish oreoG says

My names Oreo and imma fuck shit up... not the real @The_OreoG

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

You guys are tearing @iiimthatdude apart! Quit it!

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

No lie... I've been looking for the sub tweet for a while now. Heard it was a button to make fun of people.

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

Having sex with fat girls is about as much fun as having Stephen Hawking as your volleyball partner.

[Oreo @The_OreoG]

If my professor rants about useless bullshit for an hour fifteen again and expects me to stay awake, he's getting a swift kick to the face.

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

You know your friend took a massive shit when he's gone for almost a full game of Madden... then can't sit down.

[Oreo @The_OreoG]

I really think this it for me, I really think you're the one I need. Cause baby I done had 'em all, I don't want nobody but you.

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@iiimthatdude I call rematch. We're both 1-1.

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

@iiimthatdude You only use 3 plays... You suck.

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

Saw a mute couple fighting in sign language today... freaking classic. Their hands were going crazy.

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.

[Robert Lucero @King_RobbyLee]

“@itsOreo_G: Shout out to @RobbyLee333 for the follow.” shout out to that dude Oreo! Catch him at 24 hour balling up some folks

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

Shout out to @RobbyLee333 for the follow.

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

“If you’re a girl and you don’t give blow jobs, curl up to your nine cats and your twilight DVDs because you’re gonna die alone. Sorry.”

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

Kix is like the hand job of cereals 'cause it's like, 'This is pretty good, but you know what I really want.'

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@iiimthatdude "Why do you guys always pick on me?" Oreo: "That's why Eric, because you're a sissy."

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

I just thought I should try out this thing gay asses call, "swag." Can't say I'm a big fan.

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

Don't exaggerate. We only almost died twice. That's it.

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

*playing madden13 against @iiimthatdude*
49er's charging down the field about to score.
Oreo: pick I different ppplllaaayyy....

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

Oreo were u homecoming king???
Oreo- no stoled it from the queen... I said gimme that hoe!!!!

[funny ish oreoG says @itsOreo_G]

If a man wears a shirt in his own house..... -_- he isn't a man!!!