Elisa

what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul //VT2020

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

We've been listening to "Come Down" by Anderson Paak a lot in my apartment and it's stuck in our heads...and now it just sounds like we're constantly humming the beginning of the Israeli national anthem

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

okay my (non-nearby) neighbors are definitely on bath salts or something bc bloodcurdling screams at 4am is not just a regular person move

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

no one:

My downstairs neighbor: *screaming the beginning to Mask Off* HaaAaAaaaAaaAAA
#SocialDistancing #QuarantineThings

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

oops accidentally at a bag of hot cheetos for dinner oh well we'll get 'em next time

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

@FBIRichmond
This is a longshot but would anyone be willing to do me a favor? I have one point of contact with this person. This person is not a criminal. only guilty of being a scum person. I wouldn't ask if I didn't need it. Thanks.

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

@agillions dude it is. i didn't even know so many people i followed 4 years ago still used this thing.

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

no one:

My downstairs neighbor screaming the intro to Kanye West's "Wolves": o00 o0o oo o°oo0O°O OO00o°o°0000000

#SocialDistancing #QuarantineThings

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

no one:

My downstairs neighbor: alexa. aLEXA. PLAY DESPACITO MINECRAFT VERSION. ALEXA STOP. ALEXA. P L A Y D E S P A C I T O M I N E C R A F T V E R S I O N
#SocialDistancing #QuarantineThings

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

what's up twitter, here's an original tweet for the first time in two years:
Current High School seniors, if you want to go to a college with admin that cares about you, don't come to Virginia Tech.

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

(to the tune of let it be) whisper words of wisdom, covfefe

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

okay whoever sings the song "Dangerous" by Big Data has a saliva problem bc the song itself is bomb but i can literally hear their spit

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

wow, yes Katy Perry,7 yrs later &I, a 19 yr-old college student,still feel like a plastic bad,drifting thru the wind, wanting to start again

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

"13 papers and 45 finals" https://t.co/eTgn7nuXAz

[gwanda @puteriapuntocom]

me: has 13 papers and 45 finals on monday
my brain for the past 3 days:
https://t.co/cLxjH0pZle

[Elisa @itsQElisabeth]

@thatchickmoosic @miraagrace @Emwilson51 indeed i am here to replenish my feed

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

additional comments from the US include "knock it off" and "ya better not"

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

BRAIN: ur hungry now
ME: no please i just ate a huge dinner
BRAIN: well guess what, now u are super hungry AND also super sad
ME: dude stop

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

dont claim u like rock n roll if u dont know who this is

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

(getting in someone's face) u think ur better than me?? well u are correct