Jess

Always Verging on Absolute Carnage. Sometimes I do music. Photographer. Product Designer. Equestrian. Cats Cats Cats... @jessdarbyphoto @darbysporthorses

[Jess @itsReise]

Despite all my rage I am still just a possum in a bird house.

[Jess @itsReise]

Helllooooooo @Delta. Please make sure who is ever managing you social media understands the very basics of Middle Eastern geography such as the fact that Palestine is a recognised sovereign state and the flag for Palestine🇵🇸 represents such and is not a terrorist symbol 🙄

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Hahahahaha x launched adverts. Fuck off.

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@SenSanders IT'S CALLED A #CEASEFIRE - DEMAND IT. Coward.

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I don’t know why anyone would drive a Chevy Malibu on purpose.

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@uncle_quincy They forgot to book Datsik.

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It seems like I’ve reached that point in my life where everyone I know either goes insane or joins an MLM.

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Hey @AskAmex @AmericanExpress, when are you going to fix the personal savings UI?

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It's fun turning on the heat for the first time this season and wondering if the place is going burn down for the first 5 minutes.

[Jess @itsReise]

I don't know how I EVER worked in a cubical at any point in my life. If I have my back to my windows sitting at my kitchen island working for even just 30 minutes I start to go fucking insane. I will NEVER go back to working in an office. #remoteForLife

[Jess @itsReise]

"If you are in your head you are behind enemy lines" - @melrobbins

Damn. That hits.

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Manually adding up account balances in 2023 is delightful. Especially when the functionality exists in another part of their website because DESIGN SYSTEMS.

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Sooooo @AmericanExpress.... How am I supposed to see a high level overview of my savings accounts now... there is no "business blueprint" feature for HYSAs...

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And it's buggy as hell. Tokens are displaying where data should, and fast account switching disappears after you click on it.... forcing a new UI and having it be totally broken is terrible CX.

[Jess @itsReise]

Paul hates when I do this but I love that we act like eight year old boys when we talk.

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@evilbluechicken oof

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When you’re wondering where the hell the shit you ordered from Amazon is and then you realise it’s still in your cart because you never checked out.

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Marketers: Please make low-touch campaigns for introverts because holy shit I just causally inquired about a vehicle and was CONSTANTLY bombarded with emails and outreach to the point I got fucking mad and overwhelmed and just stopped responding altogether.

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@aliceanthony_ I mean, we're all just trying our best so whatever works! I have no idea what I'm doing lol

[Jess @itsReise]

A few of my google tabs: hydrating facemasks, google search about Battle Star Galactica, potty training toilets, Art easels...