Rick Prime

Hey! It's the first guy to invent portal travel, I'm kind of a God, not to toot my own horn or anything. Hope no ones missing a wife and kid right now 😁

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

https://t.co/NFfrhA7DJg

If you want the Omega device schematics this is the place to go! #notlying #keeptrying

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@miara_701 That's not much of a secret 😂

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

I got tagged by the fag fairy when I was very young.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@pr0tectands3rve Yeah, well... We'll see about that.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@pr0tectands3rve Like what? Hunch over your desk and suck off three Miami Rick's? You and me are the same, bud.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

Sure, all the deer all the deer. Just know it's going to hurt a lot, my implants automatically repel anything that isn't C-137 and I'm too tired to remove them, so you might be writhing in agony when you get here.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@SUPERRFANMORTY

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@SUPERRFANMORTY I meant goon because I gooned on your Rick before he died by my hands 👌

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@dukedandyrick @SUPERRFANMORTY @pr0tectands3rve I'm on my way!

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

What's with your appendix exploding out of nowhere. (It's to attract Rick's) #workseverytime

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@pr0tectands3rve I don't make mistakes

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@SUPERRFANMORTY Yup, good job buddy, you got it right on the money

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

She wa great for the 347,126,472 seconds that I knew her, but then I invented portal travel and discovered infinite versions of myself that I could suck off. So long story short, she got boring quick.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@ladyrprime Ok?

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@SUPERRFANMORTY My finger slipped into your Rick while I was typing, sorry.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@SUPERRFANMORTY Aw, that's too bad 🙁

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

I don't usually do people favors, but I will just this once. Since you didn't tell me where to sign my autograph I just carved it into your Rick and I'm sending his mutilated body to you! Hope you saver my name engraved into his lifeless corpse 🫶

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@SnooflySmith My favorite device that wiped out your wife across infinity is also a powerful tool

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

Oh really? Sounds like someone's projecting.

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

@MeltingChaos73 I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that

[Rick Prime @itsRickPrime]

I just tricked C-137 again, the dumbass thought he beat me to death! Haha, nope not this time buddy, but thanks for the boner. #boneralert