sara anne

Life is too important to be taken seriously🌺
'Sadistic and fucked up 80% of the time'-Eric

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

@Booty_sexton I got one on our office landline and then my personal cellphone within an hour of each other lol...

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

1. I am not even entirely sure if I have an extended warranty on my car.
2. If someone actually calls to me speak about it, there is a 1000% chance I am hanging up on them.
3. I am 100% convinced extended warranty calls are a government conspiracy for something.

[Tyler King @KingTyler13]

The 2 main things I've learned this month:

🤷‍♀️If you're confused, everyone else is probably also confused.

📣It's not weird to ask questions, so do everyone a favor and ask for clarification.

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

@KingTyler13 Yes x10

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

How I'm politely telling people there will be "no kids" at my wedding....

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

Am I just old? Or is 90% of today's fashion just not doing it for you? I know trends come and go, but there is very little from the last few years that I can get on board with...🤷🏼‍♀️

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

As I'm beginning to embark on my "all my friends are getting married" stage of life.... I'd just like to say that ~wedding etiquette~ (gifts, money, registries, showers) is a crock of shit. Come party with me, don't buy me crap. That is all.

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

@mopacemace I'll just @ you next time 😉

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

Okay but I've been saying this literally forever and I firmly believe you're a psychopath if you don't have venmo set to private.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

“Sure it’s fun to see that your friend paid your other friend for a burrito—but you don’t *have* to be seeing that.” https://t.co/osXZKyed1n

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

@EvanChilds11 It's only enjoyable when you're PR-ing and impressing yourself.

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

Okay but where are the jeans for the semi-modest 20 something who still wears Juniors sizes but doesn't want rips down the front?

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

This women will never not amaze me. I AM SPEECHLESS.

[ACM Awards @ACMawards]

TAKE US TO CHURCH, @carrieunderwood! 🙌🙏 #ACMawards

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

Apparently a lifetime commitment to @mcdonnell93n 🤦🏼‍♀️

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

I've watched two episodes of Game of Thrones.... What did I just get myself in to?

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

@emilyvance_13 50lbs sounds a bit optimistic for anything related to a Bernese 🤣

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

@Miss_Madisohn That's hilarious 🤣

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

@mopacemace I randomly started singing one of the songs off Meet Miley Cyrus on the Hannah Montana dual album the other day....

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

@Miss_Madisohn I aspire to be one of those pickups some day.

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

@HOpSKotchINS heyo.

[sara anne @itsSaraAnne]

"why is there a turd right there?" 🤣 - things I never thought I'd say/hear until owning dogs. Nick and I talk about dog poop more than most other things in this house.