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Why did he call me Ryan?

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[Klara @klara_sjo]

What is this body type called?

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Bill

[SAL VETRI @SalVetriDFS]

Which 1st round RB are you taking in fantasy this year?

• Jahmyr Gibbs
• Bijan Robinson
• Saquon Barkley
• Christian McCaffrey

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What the fuck

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bring memes to life with the @Grok app!

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Learned today my Duolingo duo is doing it for a doctorate, instead of the love of the game. Life comes at you fast.

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He’s done for

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The cover of #Madden26:

[bimten 🌾🍻 @bimtenvt]

This is the vibe I bring to the function.

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Saquon Barkley is officially ruled out for the 2025/2026 season

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Frodo Baggins

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Name a character that went through more pain than her.

I'll wait.

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Welcome to Rockville

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@Gage_wassweiler

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@SeatGeek what an absolute disastrous mistake I made using this site. Never again. Ridiculous business model that I can’t comprehend. You buy a ticket, event is rescheduled to a random Tuesday 3 months later, and you just hope and pray someone buys them for pennies on the dollar.

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I see this tweet every 2 weeks and it bangs every single time

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To the Bridge of Khazad-dûm

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I don’t know where it all went wrong with Paddy. Sometimes, things just change.

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This is gage

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Lil crab eating a grape

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Me on god

[Tim | Vite Ramen Founder @TimJZheng]

Locked in. Changing my life. Optimizing for peak efficiency

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Just had a great reminder from an old rival

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This is basically what’s been happening in Chicago all weekend

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

There’s apparently a Bigfoot festival in Ohio and they do a “Big Foot Call” contest…

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Just had a great conversation cut short, hug your friends when you can.