TROY🐐

Father.
Letting LIFE live.
Here For the Fun

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@Pharest3ia @IamDefoJerome Kipwenye

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Sh!t is gayer than sucking dick!!!

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I just found out that when we die we get butt plugs. If you don’t you are going to leak in the casket. 😭

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@amerix Just marry from your tribe

[Eric @amerix]

Women from Murang'a are very enterprising and hard-working.

The problem is that, due to Kikuyu gender dynamics, a Murang'a woman can only submit to a Kiambu Man, and sometimes a Kisii man.

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@IamTitooh Find my device' helped me in 2024 to track my s20+,tulifika kwa location and we made it ring,msee wa boda alishtuka simu ikipiga kelele akiwa stage,uzuri tulienda na makarau.

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@Mike_mich_ @IamTitooh Sometimes watu hupanda boda kuhepa jam,si doo

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Does having sex during periods increase the flow?

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@Afckin_g @Intellectufreak @wfwt0lu And the tuaregs of North sahara

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@kizitopk @ZenjiSimon That's everything 😂

[Namasole owebbuto👑 @IamNamasole]

My tl took me to some African twitter war but yo...😭😭😭I dont know which country was cooking south Africa...but I can say this is the first time i've seen such words articulated into insults!!! Wooaahh😭😭👋👋

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@_MtuTano Mkenya amewekelea kichwa juu ya nyonyo enyewe mnaskia poa

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@Dreamville2022 😂😂😂

[Boniface Acaca @BoniFaceacaca]

Bro, help a sister🥺🥺🥺😂😂

[Punstar @roywahome9]

One down. Onto the next one now🕯️

[Nyaf fx @kichwa_]

Kenyans waiting for the president to tweet the demise pf chivayo so that they can cook

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I remember the d-day before covid restrictions I was in campus , I had restocked my shopping,iliniuma and knowing the return was unsure niliita mabeshte wangu tukapika Mayai yote😂😂😂😂
We spent the whole day kupunguza shopping isiharibike

[sumeiya omar @sumeiya_omar]

Travelling means clearing my fridge, I bought an excess of tomatoes and I don't want to give them away 🫩🫩!! But selling them to my friends is also looking funny... ama nipatiane then whoever I give niwaambie nikirudi waninunulie tomatoe zangu 🤣😭💔.

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@Jumah1J Don't go inside,just tell her you're no longer interested.

[CIA Antoh @Antohny_gb]

Kutete marehemu imekua ngumu
Ameacha wounds kila mahali
A legend in my books

[z~epha @omoshtl]

Bullies wameona the rate at which bullies wanaenda sayuun ikabidii wajifanye wanareform kwanza kupimia weather

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

"When you treat a woman too well, she doesn't think you're amazing. She thinks she is." ~Nuclear 2026