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[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Bernardo Silva to Real Madrid, deal set to be sealed as revealed earlier… HERE WE GO, SOON. 🇵🇹

Agreement at final stages after official proposal valid until June 2028 plus potential option.

Bernardo Silva, ready to join Real Madrid.

[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

@pascaliito @ehis_am How tall is Ehis self?

[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

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ask for my account number.

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[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

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[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

@ehis_am 🌚

[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

@1gogtx @cryptojourneyrs That’s obviously murder. It’s in no way manslaughter. He brought a weapon with the intent to cause bodily harm. He wasn’t playing with a gun in his room and mistakenly fired it out of the window at someone’s head.

[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

Normal people vs Psychopaths 😂

[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

@haneefulah I look so different 😭😭

[HaneefullaH @haneefulah]

This is one of my favorite videos of all time

[kage no senshin @oladapo_royals]

What a time

[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

A lot of people know this story, but what do you think? Should they be allowed to have a child?

[Noush 🧠 | MUFC @NoushardMUFC]

This Matheus Fernandes discussion is exposing how football fans completely lose their heads over hype.

£85m?
For what exactly?

No seriously.
What are we actually paying for here?

Two Premier League seasons.
Two relegations.

And somehow people are screaming “EPL proven.”

Proven at what?
Getting relegated?

Because if we are being brutally honest, there is not a single elite club on earth spending £85m on a midfielder whose biggest achievement is “he looked good while his team sank twice.”

The Vitinha comparisons are honestly insulting.

Vitinha was technically superior, smarter, more polished, more complete — and PSG got him for around £35m.

Thirty five.

Not eighty five.

So please explain the math.
Not emotions.
Math.

What exactly makes Matheus Fernandes worth over double the price?

And don’t give me “potential.”
Football is full of graves built on potential.

United alone have donated hundreds of millions chasing “the next big thing.”

Sancho.
Antony.
Højlund.

Every single time fans convince themselves:
“This one is different.”

Until reality hits.

Here is the uncomfortable truth people are avoiding:

Matheus Fernandes is not special.

Talented? Yes.
Special? No.

There is nothing he does that football has never seen before.
Nothing revolutionary.
Nothing worth £85m.

He is not prime Modrić.
Not Pedri.
Not Rodri.
Not even close.

He is a good young midfielder with hype inflated by social media clips and desperation in the market.

That’s it.

And please stop pretending £85m is normal money.

£85m buys world-class players.
Champions League players.
League-winning players.
Players who dominate Europe.

Not a back-to-back relegated midfielder heading into the Championship.

At some point clubs need to stop paying for fantasy and start paying for certainty.

Because if this kid is genuinely worth £85m, then football has completely lost its mind.

[World War 3 @Worldwar_3_]

🌊😱 What If the World’s Largest Tsunami Hit the U.S. East Coast? 🇺🇸💥

[Benjamin 🧏🏽‍♂️ @Flowkeei]

Is 10k still valuable amount of money in this country?

[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

@Akinjoshua2017 Na why your eyes no open well. Them suppose give you konk.

[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

A lot of people know this story, but what do you think? Should they be allowed to have a child?

[Emmanuella @Emmanuella45836]

Because he was black,any shot he threw the referee would call it foul ,the referee kept doing that until he couldn't

[Baba eleja🐟🐖 @Biodun_OG]

Is it insecure for a man to not want his lady to dress "s*xy" 👀

I know for sure sexuality is meant to be discovered; not advertised.

Asking that question while dressing provocative is diabolical

[Vander 🇺🇸🇬🇭 @LegendChel_1]

🚨🔗💫Breaking: Chelsea's new home kit. How do you see it?
No front shirt sponsor! What is going on at Chelsea? Is the club not attractive anymore? 🤔

@ESPNUK

[Blaq Boi @Bmtaufiq]

🏆 9 DAYS TO WORLD CUP 2026...🏆

#WorldCup2026

[Prosthetic Beards @its___ayo]

Arsenal and their fans gassed up Gabriel so badly that he thought he had the presence of mind and technique to play a PK under that kind of pressure. You’re not that good, bro. When it comes to physicality and defensive ability, you’re top-notch, but technique and quality on the ball, you’re every other defender, bro, and that’s a fact!