Amanda

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*Me trying to look good in pictures*

my eyes:

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

So Scottie is such a nice guy he refused to use the “do you know who I am?” line even though this may have been the only time that line has ever been actually warranted

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

hmmmm tonight tastes like drinking the worst chardonnay you’ve ever had in your life for fun at a dive bar and having a few too-intense conversations with friends and then crying in the back of a cab before sending a suggestive text and immediately falling asleep

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I’m impressed by Rihanna doing the halftime show pregnant. I just debated getting up for the bathroom because I was full of food.

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Just me and my “low tire” ⚠️ against the world.

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do your tattoos mean” they mean nobody stopped me

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you’re running a marathon? that’s cool i’m running out of money

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I will be saying, “It’s 930 but it would’ve been 1030” to myself for the next 3 months.

[cassie @cassiee1919]

if he cared enough he would figure out how to text me back while he’s sleeping

[Amanda @its_asj]

“MUST BE NICE TO HAVE A DRIVEWAY” - me while parallel parking

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

this october isn't octobering the way previous octobers, octobered.

[juni @wtfffjuni]

sorry i told u what was bothering me do u still think im hot

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

[doesn’t drink water for 8 hours]

Ugh, why am I so dehydrated?

[goes 8 more hours without water]

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

This is it

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

somewhere kris jenner is trying to figure out how to get kim to marry into the monarchy

[pj @pjayevans]

You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Happy Easter. Jordan Spieth has risen.