courtney browning ❁

and finally, after 10 long years, brandon has achieved his dream of me supporting his dirt biking career💍

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

guess who gets to put up with me for the rest of their life????

[Kristen @KrisWil_]

Thinking about Malone’s Lexingtonian salad

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

@KrisWil_ That’s MS. DR. KRISTEN ELIZABETH WILHITE TO YOU

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

@rileyelizdavis It’s the TRUTH tho

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

Hehe my husband was the guy I told my HS & College boyfriends not to worry about

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

@aj_ajdrich Can confirm

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

@KrisWil_ Yup 🙃

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

@LThelle just sent me a pic of the dress she’s wearing for her maternity pics and I cried.

Catch me sobbing during her shoot

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

I told Brandon I wanted to get CoolSculpting on my neck and chin and now my phone keeps showing me adds for a jaw and neck exerciser

But like why am I actually adding it to my amazon right now

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

@jesselotus If it makes you feel any better, my patient population is mainly over 65 and they constantly comment on how I walk way too fast for them 😂

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

It is so disrespectful that today isn’t Friday

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

If the words “I wanna go back to school” ever leave my lips...

Smack me like your life depended on it. If it doesn’t seem like I understood your intent, do it again.

Thanks for the mems UK, let’s never do it again.

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

@HCopperman I can definitely see you sitting alone in your house, listening to P fart, and doing that cute little giggle you always do 🤣😍 oh my gosh so cute

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

@rileyelizdavis Brandon, shockingly. We didn’t think he’d make it. Hosanna

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

Brandon has currently trapped himself in the bathroom with a fly he’s been trying to catch for the past 15 minutes.

There’s a bunch of commotion and crashing coming from the bathroom. I’m scared to check on him

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

@rileyelizdavis Successful. The curtain rod almost came tumbling down, but survived. 8/10

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

Ok, that’s it. I have caved. I am buying a mumu and dressing up as @brittany_broski for Halloween. If you see me in public tomorrow, no you didn’t.

Have a nice day

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

Brilliant!!!!!

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@its_blondie More practical than Christmas tree pants!

[courtney browning ❁ @its_blondie]

SOS: need advice on how to convince my husband that spending $50 on a Christmas tree skirt is, in fact, practical