Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie)

Math doctor, planetary scientist, bonus mom, true crime fanatic, trivia champion, Renaissance woman, stand-up comic, hilarious and delightful. Asteroid 32110

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

Catch me over on BlueSky at https://t.co/H0EIQaTGdO.

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

It seems @CountingCrows didn’t check me out 😔

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@CountingCrows Check me out!

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

I’m so sad! My custom @AmericanAir luggage take broke off and this is all that’s left. Can you hook a gal up, American? I liked having 1 for each suitcase.

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Patriarchy is when zero men have been arrested in the U.S. over the Epstein files, but 412 women have been charged with crimes for what happens in their own bodies since the overturning of Roe v. Wade

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@AmericanAir It doesn’t mean the world quite yet for me, but we’re getting there (it means North America, Europe, and Africa so far) 🩷 Can’t wait to hit all the continents. Not Antarctica.

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

I was supposed to take this same flight yesterday, but instead, I had to take my husband to urgent care. Shoutout to the @AmericanAir app for making it free and easy to change my flight to the next day!

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@AmericanAir @observantview I don’t see why everyone is hatin’ on @AmericanAir. Window seats don’t cost more than aisle seats 🤷🏼‍♀️ I still love you, American!

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@SixBroadway Long story short: a medical emergency and hospitalization means they can no longer attend on Friday as planned. Anything you can do to help? Refund? Credit them so they can see it when they can make it to NYC?

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@SixBroadway Hey queens! My BFF needs some ticket help. Can you meet me in the DMs?

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

It won’t let me DM you.

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@sonicdrivein No drink happy hour, no way to order ahead. It’s very annoying. I tried contacting the 866 number over the weekend and it was no help.

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@sonicdrivein Your app hasn’t worked for me for like a year. I get this same error every time I try to pay. I’ve deleted and re-installed the app, but it didn’t help. Please advise! I want half-price drinks but I can NEVER place orders on the app.

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@sonicdrivein Update. It’s still happening and no one seems to be able to help. I haven’t been able to order on the app for about 2 years!

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@AmericanAir I’ll be flying with you again next weekend! #ExecutivePlatinum 🫶🏻

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@AmericanAir I’m so glad they know how special they made us feel 🥰

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

Vacation is off to a great start! @AmericanAir met us at the gate with leis and goodie bags for our celebration of Felicia’s 18th birthday and high school graduation! AAmazing!

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@AmericanAir I’m out of outstanding service recognition things for the year but please convey our thanks to the team 🩷

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@AmericanAir Thank you so much! It’s definitely a memorable start to the trip! 🩷

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@AmericanAir I am, in fact, a delight. If you can’t find humor in the chaos, what are you even doing with your life?

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

Dealing with my @AmericanAir 6-hour delay in style! Doing my nails and having some snacks at ABQ! I believe in you, American! I have faith this flight will eventually happen!

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@AmericanAir Any time ☺️Literally any time, based on how long I was at the airport yesterday lol. I’ll see you Wednesday morning bright and early for our family trip to Hawaii to celebrate my daughter’s high school graduation/18th birthday! It’s gonna be AAmazing!

[Wendy Caldwell Lanchier (Resistance Barbie) @visa717]

@daaren_durga @MDubsPGH @AmericanAir @JamesRHarrigan 🤣 You win the internet today!