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||•It's never that serious•||

[Əł§ɛŋ™💭 @its_elsen]

I just need a good space by the end of this year. I have outgrown this place and I need to get out asap.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Just heard a guy say to a girl” you’re used to your face, you have no idea what it’s like to see it for the first time.”

I am 100% stealing that line and using it over and over again.

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I couldn’t be a DJ because I’d only play songs that I like. Dance if yall want idc 😂

[nics @pinchofelocin]

Ni sawa nitavaa miwani lakini si unisomee till mara ya mwisho

[Floki @flokiutd]

Hakuna chills 😂

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Ni funny hivi kweli?

[David A. 🥷™ @lifeofepsilom]

👧: “i hate you”

ten mins later:

[𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐢 @gojiblvq]

“Please stay awake so you can open the door for me.”

Me wondering how the goat in my dream knows my name

[sue slayvester 🏴‍☠️ @goatednaomi]

me when the bus keeps stopping for other people when i am late

[Saint @MGAWMC]

When I was 23, I hooked up with this 35 yo mother of 1. I’d lied to her I was into BDSM and machosadist stuff…

When she was riding me and about to cum, mother of 1 started slapping the living hell out of me and I legit started yelling ‘ananiua’

[SHARON @SharonMo15]

Our politicians are a natural disaster

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Nikikutumia hii ujue hunijui na hujawai niona

[00XY @kaloski8]

Just to let you know, if one day someone comes up to you and try to sprinkle ashes down your cleavage, it means I died and my next of kin chose to honor my final wish

[Science Magazine @ScienceExpand]

Two teachers in China teach static electricity in a fun way.

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

No amount of heartbreak can make me reject food. Heri nikule ugali moto nikilia.

[m🚬 @dudeitsmood]

ready for the SeptemberOctoberNovemberDecember arc

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

They: “Every dream has a meaning.”
My dreams:

[🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ItsMbasa]

Content creation is so wild. Did we have to see that?????

[SHAKER 🇳🇬 🇺🇸 @BigShaker01]

🤦🏽‍♂️

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Doctor: “You have kidney stones”

Me:

[. @njorogehhh]

Niko na watu hucome through for me like crazy hii pesa ikuje haraka wafurahie pia