Hemil Gajjar

[“paula” @paularambles]

italian grandmas? you mean the penne gesserit

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[meechypeachy @meechypeachyy]

Friendzoning him by saying happy rakshabandhan

[Karan Narula @n_a_rula]

Split dinner receipts more easily, no accounts or downloads https://t.co/ywNGh24amw

[Allen 🛡️🦇🔊 @0xAllen_]

@netflix The judges must have been watching it on Netflix and missed a lot during the buffering.

[Mike Rundle @flyosity]

Donald Trump has nominated Marques Brownlee to lead the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

Dating app for people with no rizz called Fumble

[LIBRIA @libriastore]

Gandalf:
Keep it secret, keep it safe.
Frodo:

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

The who’s in whoville after grinch steals xmas etc

[meechypeachy @meechypeachyy]

U wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[parker @parkerhendo]

Bro Palantir has the military using kanban boards to execute strikes. There's no way💀

[trash jones @jzux]

unfortunately i often find out without even getting to fuck around

[Marcos Besteiro 👧🏻👶🏻 @MarcosBL]

Every. Single. New. Google. Product.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The 3 greatest tech keynotes ever:

▫️Steve Ballmer “Developers” (1999)
▫️Steve Jobs iPhone (2007)
▫️Taco Bell launches new Crunchwrap and wishes Mountain Dew Baja Blast a happy 20th birthday (2024)
https://t.co/K5BNHo8X6P

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

a cup of this water at 3 am would go crazy

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

Biden admin was concerned a pause in Israeli bombardment would open Gaza up to more journalists to cover Israeli crimes & “turn public opinion”.

Read that again. They strategized how to subvert coverage using Palestinian lives. Then consider how Israel has killed 49 journalists.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome

[kepano @kepano]

@LamaAlRajih here's a good video that explains the problem
https://t.co/LJPt28Hued

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

Yeah I've been to a show at The Sphere