Bonnie Koome

My personal goals are to be happy, healthy and to be surrounded by loved ones.

[Ron @_hezronii]

No matter what you do, don't just have 1 child, give them siblings. That's the only family they will have when you are gone, cousins & aunts won't be there take my word

[Eric @amerix]

She is telling women,

"If you want a man to love you, don't love him."

"Men don't want to be loved, they want to be adored and respected."

It is what I have been writing,

A woman has no capacity to love a man because she can't.

Love is top down.

God loves man,

Man loves woman,

Woman loves children.

In return,

Children adore mother,

Mother adores father,

Father adores God.

In return,

God blesses man,

Man provides for woman,

Woman nurtures children.

That is the order of nature.

If you reverse it, everything will be chaotic.

But emasculated men, manginas, together with their neurotic low-value women don't understand this.

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

You must be planless, clueless, and incompetent by birth if after being an MP, Assistant Minister, Minister, Deputy President for 10 years and now President, you think distributing mitungi ya maji, piki piki, charan, and smokie cart is empowerment.

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

Mgala muue lakini haki yake mpe. President Ruto has achieved two things since he took office.

1. Ending tribalism by uniting Kenyans against him
2. Exposing Raila's true colours

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

Videos that the Media didn't show you .

[Noonie Wangari @noonie_ke]

They called Uhuru Kenyatta a Drunkard

But What Uhuru could see while drunk over 8M Kenyans could not see while Praying and kesha

When the bush is on fire, the tortoise stops telling stories and starts running.

#SiriNiNumbers

[ナンバーワン @ManekiNana]

I have been arrested guys . Incase wachukue SImu . Piga shout out nimekuwa Kwa gari ya masanse hapa CBD . We are waiting sjui wanatupeleka wapi.

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

Ruto's team responded to WANTAM slogan with a lazy Twotam slogan.

But how are they going to respond to the 'hi cousins."

Kila time Gachagua anafungua mdomo, ako card.

[Subie queen @queen_subie]

I'm slowly teaching myself that someone else's emergency is not my emergency. I've been running miles for people who couldn't even take a step for me..

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

100% accurate 😂

[The Chosen @Thechoosen_01]

Another injection

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

BROWN-ENVELOPE JOURNALISM:

The ONLY First Lady Kenya has ever had. The first one was busy poaching elephants and abducting children. The second one was missing in action. The fourth one was an alcoholic and chain smoker. This current has no voice or say.

Mama Lucy Kibaki saw through Kasongo’s bullshit and mainstream (githeri) media’s thirst for bribes. Hungry tigers.

Pathetic people you are @KenyaEditors . I wish we allowed Mama Lucy to burn your media houses.

[MajestyMasculine @majestymasculin]

Conversation Topics That Lead to Sex

Here’s EXACTLY how to turn a casual convo into a sexual one:

(Female Psychology Thread)

1. Hobbies & Interests: Ditch the Facts, Create the Emotion

[I am Chege @_James041]

We don't have godfathers. We are our own godfathers and therefore, we must always stand with each other in times of need.

We are all pushing the #FreeMumbiSeraki .

If this post appears on your TL, type #FreeMumbiSeraki #RailaRutoMustGo

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

President Diomaye Faye of Senegal: I don’t want my photographs in your offices because I’m not a god or an icon, but a servant of the nation. Instead, hang pictures of your children and look at them every time you make a decision. Whenever the spirit of theft visits you, take a good look at your family’s picture and ask yourself if they deserve to be the family of a thief who has harmed the nation.

[Josh @Josh001J]

Tunakatwa NSSF monthly na hatutazipata tukiretire.

Tunakatwa SHA but hosi tunalipa cash juu SHA haifanyi.

Tunasave kwa SACCO pesa zinaibiwa.

Tunataxiwa HEAVILY but wanadai Kenya haina PESA.

GenZs waliprotest wakauliwa na hakuna mtu amefungwa!

Why are we not ANGRY? HANG THEM!

[Eric @amerix]

The world has millions of beautiful women.

Beautiful, single, submissive, and obedient women.

Why do you hang on a low value woman?

Why do you fight hard to stick there?

You think you got a JACKPOT when, in reality, you got a JACK PORT.

Stop being a worthless man.

CHANGE!

[Eric @amerix]

Someone should sit down with Ruto and tell him he is a PRESIDENT, not a CLOWN.

He is always attending unnecessary rallies,

• Shouting

• Yelling

• Quarrelling

• Throwing gestures

You are the president. Don't you trust your legitimacy?

Sit down & work.

WORK!