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[Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

For a brief, shining moment, he knew what it was to fly

[Nick Adrian @kylenicklachlan]

They could’ve given Oppenheimer the Grease ending

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

rachel zegler should sing "don't cry for me argentina" in the times square olive garden

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[nile @nileandah]

danny burstein is the only person in the world who can say he has played tevye and also played the same role as megan thee stallion

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

so 6 ICE officers struggled to keep 1 man down, got frustrated, and shot him multiple times.

again, if you emasculate these guys, they shoot you

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Sometimes I want to go back to school but given that I went to college for musical theater I guess the more appropriate sentiment is I want to go to school for the first time

[Tatenda @OfficialTatenda]

Y'alls president is getting boosters while making sure your children die from preventable diseases.

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[chase @_chase_____]

choosing to sit at the bar at a restaurant so the bartenders know i have the heart of a cowboy

[Ronnie @RonnieKL13]

the conclave is kinda like the jellicle ball if you really think about it

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

do you think the pope has seen Avatar: The Last Airbender

[AARON @lidolmix]

TROOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Lern @its_lern]

@litreallynoone you’re literally growing a human what else could you possibly need to do!!

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

[spraying her with a squirt bottle] Down. Get down.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

I love how the Macy’s parade just lies every year. “It’s tiptoe the blue reindeer” like I should know who the fuck that is

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

I strongly believe that only some form of heavenly intervention or divine inspiration can produce a tweet like this