Mayank Madan

Human version of tangled earphones.

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

अर्ज़ किया है

मैं तुम्हें चाँद तो कह दूँ,
यह मुमकिन तो है 🌙✨

मैं तुम्हें चाँद तो कह दूँ,
यह मुमकिन तो है 🌙✨

मगर लोग तुम्हें रात भर देखें 👀,
यह हमें गवारा नहीं देता।

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@narendramodi Dharmendra pradhan ko resign karna hi pdega ab

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@DelhiPolice Shame on you Delhi Police

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

Any Marketing Firm in Delhi hiring Interns
Pls Dm #marketing #interns #internship #marketingagency #firm #company #business #delhi

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

A son & a father were going somewhere, they met with an accident and the father died on the spot.
Gathered people took the son to the hospital, Doctor checked him and refused to treat him while saying that “I can’t treat him because he is my son” . So who is the Doctor?

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@nalayakmusafir @SamsungIndia @SamsungMobile @jagograhakjago @GyanTherapy Switch to 

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@Ansar0881 @grok is this for real 700 rs note?

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@IRANinZIMBABWE @IraninSA Long Live Iran 🇮🇷

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

Dear @makemytrip @makemytripcare i have to place an urgent booking and i added a gift card
I cannot club that gift card with my desired coupon code
I have already buyed the gift card before just to use it on time , but its not working
Pls help ASAP

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

Major ek-bal , Ajeet do-bal😂

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

छत की ईंटें गुमनाम रहीं,
लोग छत से नज़ारे देख कर खुश रहे।

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@sidhant Dheere dheere loan ki baat bhi krega yeh dekhte jao😂

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@JioCare pls help
My installation of airfiber is still on hold i am unable to do any office work due to no internet

Please solve my issue
Tracking id - LR00000SNOD0

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@jiocare
HELP PLEASE

PFA

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

कागज़ के नोटों से आखिर किस किस को खरीदोगे, किस्मत परखने के लिए यहाँ आज भी सिक्का ही उछाला जाता है !

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

मैंने जिन्दगी से पूछा..
सबको इतना दर्द क्यों देती हो..??
जिन्दगी ने हंसकर जवाब दिया..
मैं तो सबको ख़ुशी ही देती हूँ..
पर एक की ख़ुशी दुसरे का दर्द बन जाती है !!

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

Very unprofessional and lazy team you have @Swiggy @SwiggyCares @SwiggyInstamart
Its been more than 50 days still not we got approved as vendor
How much long time do you need??
If you don’t want to onboard us tell us honestly

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@SwiggyInstamart @Swiggy @SwiggyCares its been almost a month we have submitted the vendor registration form for supplier on instamart.
If you do not wish to onboard us pls delete our application and we will sell on zepto and blinkit.

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

Very unprofessional and lazy team you have @ZeptoNow @zeptocares
Its been more than 50 days still not we got approved as vendor
How much long time do you need??
If you don’t want to onboard us tell us honestly …

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@ZeptoNow @zeptocares its been almost a month, we have applied for vendor, still haven’t got any no response and update on email.
If you do not wish to onboard us please delete our application and we will sell on blinkit and swiggy Instamart.

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

@MrBeast feastables chocolates are very expensive in India from usd 4 to usd 11 , can you lower down some prices for us

I have also subscribed your YT channel and love watching your shorts and videos

I hope you reply with some good news

[Mayank Madan @its_madan]

"रूठ जाने की सदी गुजर गईं,
अब नज़र अंदाज करने का जमाना हैं।"