Mezel

I swallowed a retainer once

[Mezel @its_mezel]

I'm in this. We think we're funny. Please watch it

[Scizor Hitbox Sphinx @ixwonkr]

Here's the first episode of my podcast, let me know if you have any ideas on how we can improve. Thanks!

https://t.co/Pi16bgQDcu

[Barstool Jerome Powell @barstooljpow]

Why’s she pocket watching me??? #shrink

[gal pacino @weyes_ass]

(During a lull in conversation) you know I read somewhere Chunky is the only Kong who ever talks to the Worm

[LEVIKRA @levikra_art]

me after 1,5l of pepsi

[andie ᯓ★ #offthewallholic ꩜ @R0CKWlTHYOU]

guys, they deleted his youtube “liked videos” playlist, so we can’t see that he liked this video anymore ☹️☹️☹️☹️

[Mason Madden @GREATBLACKOTAKU]

Damn unc still got it

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

A guy at work told me he pooped his pants. I asked him if he thought he had that parasitic diarrhea that’s going around and he said “no it’s solid.” So I asked him what happened and he said “I just messed up” and walked to the bathroom.

[Succulent D. Trash @Succculenttrash]

Y'all the shitty website that I bootleg movies from stutters constantly and it stuttered perfectly while I was rewatching Transformers 3😭😭

[jesse @darthgordita]

accidentally had a whole bottle of wine

[Mezel @its_mezel]

@Cvit_ We can be ground gundam brothers

[Toku Dreamer @UchuKeibitai]

My YouTube recommendations are now showing me Shocker philosophies

[Us @marcisagenius]

Working the phones for poison control must be so fun because you get to talk to poisoned people all day

[The Dial will be at GCX @crock0dial]

They’re discovering the pretext