Rawlins

Global Award Winning techie // KamiLimu gene // 🇰🇪 Building @grupchatinfo

[jack @unattendedjack]

This country is endowed with minerals but all our children get to be taught is flouspar & magadi. This is the greatest scam.

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

48000 jobs? Na Ni club moja Na huku we have a whole president traveling to find 120 job positions abroad? 😭

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

She is asking a very important question on EAC’s fitness for purpose.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[Akan @K2grind]

The Kenyan public is yearning for public parks.... even KU Park n Chill is always full. No County wants to build recreational parks. We can't all be trooping to pubs over the weekend

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

25th June will always be special to some of us not because we hate the government but because we witnessed our friends and relatives get shot by trigger happy police officers as other were clobbered by GSU. Rest in Power to all comrades we lost fighting for good governance.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

You know what I'll do if I'm ever driving to Nairobi ever again? Drive at 45 Kph all the way to where I'm going, windows down, sunroof rolled back. They can't fine you for driving the speed limit. Since we don't know where the zones are anyway. Malicious compliance.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Kenyans are being asked to pay more taxes through the Finance Bill 2026, yet the 2026/27 Budget hides KSh 101.37 billion under a vague item called “Other Operating Expenses.” No programme. No purpose. No accountability.

Before taxing Kenyans another shilling, Parliament must clean up the budget. We cannot finance opacity with taxpayers’ sweat.
See attached
#StopBudgetedCorruption
https://t.co/YI18RIv1nC

[TerriAnn Kibiriti @terrikibiriti]

Again 50kph on redhill is absolutely impossible.The first signpost on 50kph is near the bridge& nothing after so I wonder if the whole stretch should be 50?

Also realized I am putting myself at risk of being hit by other cars

Lastly disband NTSA nobody knows what they’re doing

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[Odumbe 'Deep State' Kute @IOdumbeKute]

And as sure as the night follows day, they've forgotten about Ebola and focused on their real objective

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Siku tutatoa Wantam and Sakaja, Kenyans will be hopeful like New Yorkers and Mamdani.

Maraga atakuwa anafanya basics na tunaanza kulia tukikumbuka vile tuliteseka na wantam.

That Kibaki 2003 hope that had grandparents going back to school will be nothing compared to this

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The fucking community note 😭

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Finance Bill 2026.

Out of 347 MPs, only 162 showed up to vote on one of the most consequential pieces of legislation affecting millions of Kenyans.

122 voted YES
40 voted NO
185 MPs were absent

If only 162 MPs can determine the future of the country's finances, then Kenyans have every right to ask:

Why are taxpayers funding 347 MPs when nearly half the House is missing during critical national decisions? 🇰🇪

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Surrender document being signed at Versailles

1919 2026

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Then teach her. Word is easy. 3 weeks max ushajua mpaka mail merging. That's how easy it is. We're all beginners at something. Hii maisha ni kufunzana, sio kupost learners for twitter likes. Imagine if I came to mock the interns I've trained at the hospital.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Make it make sense
That a few heartless cops
Under the instructions of a true heartless boss
Will turn a flag-waving protester into a corpse
And all tax payers pay for it by force?

@DannMwangi's #RhymeAtPrime (#RAP)